So I just became a Goon...

GuyInWhite

And, HOLY FUCK, am I terrified.

 I know that SA are really strict when it comes to their forums, and I have absolutely no idea what I should do.

ninjaclown

What's a goon?

Trash_Vortex

I accidently a goon...

DonZabu

^^ Proto-/b/tards. From Something Awful.

Trash_Vortex

SA's hardly /b/. Well, the bits I've seen at least.

TuefelHundenIV

A goon if I remember is a donor to the site. 

White: Surf the fora there and see if you like what you see.  I didn't i found it mostly boring.

GuyInWhite

I did it mainly to browse the old Let's Play forums.

TuefelHundenIV

Ahh well there you go.

There may be a few sections that are also mildly interesting but I wasn't around long enough to remember where to direct you.

Marioguy128

Basically, have some content in your posting.  NEVER shitpost unless you want to be probated.  Don't act like a moron.

CommandoDude

There are no goons.

And I don't expect many to get the joke.

DYRE

There is no spoon?

Sammy

"I know that SA are really strict when it comes to their forums, and I have absolutely no idea what I should do."

Spell and use proper grammar. No memes. No one-word replies. Don't rant.

On the other hand, you can be as snide toward non-members as you please!

Nyktos

Please don't become the next [AOD].

Sammy

Whyever not?

Myrmidon

This Troper just basically destroyed The Libby at his school with one of these in a My Space bulletin. For some background, The Libby spread a rumor two years back that I masturbated during class several times; it still haunts me to this day. I posted a bulletin about it, The Libby responded making fun of me and giving a failed one of these. This would be a World of Cardboard Speech if the point wasn't to insult her. And I quote: "I was trying to get through my bulletin without mentioning any names as to avoid a massive bulletin war, but you just had to start being a bitch. Which is nothing new for you—in fact, it's something you do almost every time you dilate the second anus right above your chin—but I digress. The "fucking retard" who spread that rumor just so happens to be you. How many times has your walking money pit fucked you today again? I'm guessing zero, you frigid bitch—you're probably too caught up in your ideals of "OMG, I'M GONNA SAVE MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE BECAUSE I'LL GO TO HELL OTHERWISE" to even put out to him. On that note, God doesn't love you. Hell, you're borderline proof that there isn't a god; no loving creator would make someone who's as much of a bitch as you are. Oh, and those puppies of yours. . . . I hope someone breaks into your house and fucking drowns them." See, this is why you don't try and make fun of someone who is not only anonymous, but also a Something Awful goon. They will hit you five times as hard, and you will not recover.

Komodin

...What?

Trash_Vortex

I bet he masturbated in class. What a tosser

snowbull

^^^Holy shit, I remember reading that.

It actually sounded more idiotic at the time.

GLORIOUSLeader

^^^^ Good memories. 

Longfellow

I've made 100 something posts on SA without getting into trouble. Make sure all your posts contribute something more than "one word reply" or "meme" or "shitpost".

Vorpy

^ Which is why I dumped most of them here in the Wonderful Posts category to release some stress.