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The 'Sperm Collector' looks like a podium.

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-04-28 13:25:12 in General
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
I do not think that the sexiest fucking machine would be a podium.

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Comments

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I now imagine Martin Luther King Jr. giving his I Had A Dream speech behind one of these. Now all of the enthrilling emphasis that he put there makes a lot more sense.

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIII had a DREAAAAAAm uhuhguhuhuhuhuhuhgggghh....
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ Every great speech maker should have one.
    Hitler probably had one.

    It is seriously un-erotic though.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I knew who created this thread this thread was about Japan before I clicked. 
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    I... I don't get it.  What on earth is that thing for?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    To share your glorious, earth-shatteringly manly sperm with teh smexy ladys. 
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Really?  Then what's the screen for?  I was imagining something like one of those pee tests, only it tells you bout your sperm.  Like, you go into it, and then a cute anime face pops up on the screen and says "Helo!  You have gonorrhea!"
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    @GLORIOUSLeader
    It's in China!

    The screen you might think could be for porn, or failing that gaming.
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