I need more things to lick

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 03:05:54

Because I really really like licking things, and don't have enough available.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 03:10:52

My tongue has yet to warp reality, unfortunately.

Bob · 2011-04-27 03:15:50

Lick your tongue. That's like, double the lickitude.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 03:17:07

It's not the same....

...I need someone else' tongue.

I'm licking my hand by the way. I haven't the foggiest why I enjoy this.

Gelzo · 2011-04-27 03:20:45

This thread reminds me of raspberry snowcones.

TMA, you better fucking get that reference, because no one else will.

CommandoDude · 2011-04-27 03:22:14

Half expecting vorpy to be OP.

I had such a great line set up for it too...

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 03:23:01

^^...

Bob · 2011-04-27 03:23:31

^^...Not like you can't still use it...

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 03:25:53

DYRE · 2011-04-27 03:28:27

I read the title as "I need more things to fuck."

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 03:29:07

My tongue will likely serve that purpose one day...

...in fact, that's kind of like what I'm doing when I like my hand.

I'm tongue fapping or something.

Gelzo · 2011-04-27 03:34:34

Man, I wish I could find the cap of that thread. It's so relevant.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 03:35:08

Which thread was it?

Gelzo · 2011-04-27 03:42:02

I guess you didn't know what I was talking about after all.

I'm not going to explain it all, because it would just sound weird without seeing the thread, but it contained the gem of a quote "Only the great and powerful Trixie can taste the great and powerful Trixie!" and led to the conclusion that her candyvag tasted like raspberry snowcone.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 03:44:33

Ahhhhhhh.

It would seem I missed it, and that's terrible.

Gelzo · 2011-04-27 03:48:09

The cap pops up from time to time. Chances are you'll see it sooner or later.

Vorpy · 2011-04-27 09:31:19

It's an honor to speak with you, Tongpu.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 11:57:15

Tonguepu, you mean.

Vorpy · 2011-04-27 12:13:36

Tongue poo?

No wonder everything he says reeks of bullshit.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 12:17:18

That explains everything!

Gelzo · 2011-04-27 18:30:10

Eating someone out is like talking to a mob boss. One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

IanExMachina · 2011-04-27 18:35:48

Eating someone out is like talking to a mob boss. One slip of the tongue and you're rimming the mob boss.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-27 21:22:34

You can lick your own tongue. I just did it myself.

Also,
> Tongpu spams Lick

FrodoGoofballCoTV · 2011-04-27 21:33:12

lick your lips.
if you can eat in private, lick your food before you eat it.
make your own popsicles.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 22:57:09

I already do all of those...

FrodoGoofballCoTV · 2011-04-27 23:03:50

Volunteer to lick other people's stamps for them.

DYRE · 2011-04-27 23:19:03

Volunteer to lick other people

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-27 23:29:15

^^Snail mail is quite rare, you know.

^I would, if I knew this wouldn't net me some REALLY weird looks. Said looks are probably deserved...

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