People's fixation on women's lips as a symbol of sex appeal

glennmagusharvey

Has it ever occurred to you that PULSATINGLY BLISTERINGLY RED LIPS are ugly?

Myrmidon

Let us all focus on earlobes. A long earlobe will be considered the symbol of sexuality and feminity. Women will wear even more ostentatious earrings to emphasize them. Laws will be implemented by scandalized parents, requiring all women on TV to wear earmuffs. Porn stars will look like the Buddha. There will be earlobe lengthening operations. Evo-psych majors will write treatises on how earlobe lust is a natural drive for the purpose of producing offspring that can hear prey and predators approaching.

 And Glenn will write pointless, bland IJBM threads about the craze that are so hopelessly subjective no meaningful discussion is possible.

glennmagusharvey

I think I just heard Myrmidon win.

ninjaclown

Red lips make women look like clowns.

DonZabu

^

ninjaclown

I meant, bold deep red. That's barely noticeable.

DonZabu

No, I'm talking about the "clown" part.

ninjaclown

oh i see.

TheMightyAnonym

Tongues are where it's at.

Bob

TheMightyAnonym

Exactly.

Except Lady Gaga somehow makes it creepy...

glennmagusharvey

Lady Gaga makes everything creepy.

Bob

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TheMightyAnonym

On the other hand, her tongue looks so lickable...

Vivi

^^Musical talent?

Bob

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Vorpy

And Glenn will write pointless, bland IJBM threads about the craze that
are so hopelessly subjective no meaningful discussion is possible.

Seconded.