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Bob · 2011-04-24 21:49:29

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snowbull · 2011-04-24 21:50:13

"clitorides"

fuck is this

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-24 21:50:30

No, they're the same color. Flesh color.

Vivi · 2011-04-24 21:50:35

I have more experience with penises than I do with clitorides (but not by much), and I can safely say that the penis was whiter than the clitoris.

DonZabu · 2011-04-24 21:52:26

>I have more experience with penises than I do with clitorides

Experience with penises > experience with clitorides

Khwarizmi · 2011-04-24 21:52:50

Oh Greek plurals, you so crazy.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-24 22:06:25

inb4 water as euphemism/symbolism for sex in literature

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-24 22:07:27

...speaking of which, that really bugged me because basically all of us in the honors/gifted and AP English classes all knew each other, and at the time I had a crush on a girl who was on the swim team.

Ponicalica · 2011-04-24 22:08:15

«Penises are so much more colorful than clitorides»

«Penises»

«Clitorides»

Not «penes»?

DYRE · 2011-04-24 22:08:40

at the time I had a crush on a girl who was on the swim team.

DaiSHOKKU!

snowbull · 2011-04-24 22:08:52

Penises are probably easier to paint.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-24 22:08:55

English plz

Bob · 2011-04-24 22:09:13

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DYRE · 2011-04-24 22:09:19

^^ Big SHOCK!

snowbull · 2011-04-24 22:09:20

^^^"The shock!"

DYRE · 2011-04-24 22:10:03

^ That works better.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-24 22:16:08

Heh.

That said, I wasn't attracted to every girl on the swim team; I liked how this girl in particular exuded an air of subtle power and strong intelligence. Unfortunately, she wasn't interested in me.

Which may have been for the better since our interests, intentions, and lifestyles have diverged significantly since then.

TuefelHundenIV · 2011-04-24 22:20:21

Clits look better...because they are more fun to play with.

Vivi · 2011-04-24 22:31:17

^Debatable. Very Debatable.

Wicked223 · 2011-04-24 23:10:08

this thread is the fuck

DonZabu · 2011-04-24 23:11:14

It's not "the fuck", it's multiple fucks. At once.

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-24 23:23:52

-sigh- We've missed you, Middie.

Bob · 2011-04-24 23:42:40

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randomtropeloser · 2011-04-24 23:47:22

It's my crazy neighbor who keeps trying to murder me in increasingly horrible ways. I... I don't think I can tell you any more than that. Not here.

TuefelHundenIV · 2011-04-25 01:03:12

Vivi i will have to take your word on that.

Icalasari · 2011-04-25 02:33:42

^^ I thought she was a person in a sombrero

Vivi · 2011-04-25 08:55:39

I'll have you know that the penis is a rare delicacy in my house that I can't get very often, so I may be looking at it through cum-splattered rose-tinted goggles.

DonZabu · 2011-04-25 09:59:58

Technically, it's not "Middie", it's "Midi-chan".

^ ...That's some imagery.

IanExMachina · 2011-04-26 14:13:52

^^ Haha, dedicated enthusiast to have your own cum goggles.

Vorpy · 2011-04-26 16:33:03

You can stick a finger farther into a dick than you can a vagina.

DID YOU KNOW:

that when a girl dies her vagina turns purple/blue?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-26 16:45:21

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