The Worst Possible Thing to Say to a Girl

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-25 00:10:33

I feel sorry for her too, it couldn't have been easy.

Gelzo · 2011-04-25 00:17:09

She lost any chance of getting my sympathy when I heard she hit him in response.

Seriously, that's total bullshit. You shouldn't be able to get away with that just because you're a girl.

Bob · 2011-04-25 00:19:27

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randomtropeloser · 2011-04-25 00:19:42

I agree, hitting someone in response to saying something is never okay, but it wasn't totally unwarranted.

Gelzo · 2011-04-25 00:22:18

But not being okay is what unwarranted means.

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-25 00:23:45

Having something vaguely resembling a justification doesn't make it a justification.

Bob · 2011-04-25 00:25:20

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Gelzo · 2011-04-25 00:25:35

^^What?

I have a feeling you're forgetting what words mean.

randomtropeloser · 2011-04-25 00:31:09

@Bob: I hated that avatar. I'm going to start looking for a new one but I'm lazy so I haven't done it yet M'KAY?!

@Gelzo: It's like, it would have been unwarranted if she just came out of nowhere and hit him for no reason, but since she had a reason to be upset, it was semi-warranted, but it just wasn't a good enough warrant for her to be warranted to hit him.

Bob · 2011-04-25 00:38:38

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randomtropeloser · 2011-04-25 00:41:50

Warrant warrant warrant warrant. And okay Middie I'll make sure it's nice and pretty just for you.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-25 09:48:33

Wait, my sharing of a humorous anecdote has resulted in a sexism debate?

Shit.

Vivi · 2011-04-25 09:52:45

I totally agree with the guy could have smack a girl thing.

Bitches need to put in their place.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-25 09:54:20

^ trolling

Vivi · 2011-04-25 09:58:24

For reals, dawg.

A guy should be able to hit a girl for being a bitch. And vise versa. I say this as a chick with a daughter.

MousaThe14 · 2011-04-25 10:11:03

@ Glorious, I'm sorry but that was one of the most beautifully constructed moments of "Fail" ever.

Vorpy · 2011-04-25 13:30:27

Adds this thread to my watchlist due to funniness.

Vivi · 2011-04-25 13:39:35

This thread is now for detailing our exploits in dealing with the opposite sex.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-25 13:41:56

I actually, believe it or not, have successfully gone out with girls before. Just to clear up any misconceptions this thread may have created.

I suppose being blitheringly sarcastic only works with people I know well.

Bob · 2011-04-25 16:34:11

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GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-25 16:38:54

Well, sometimes I get the two confused.

DonZabu · 2011-04-25 16:56:18

>This thread is now for detailing our exploits in dealing with the opposite sex.

-sigh-

snowbull · 2011-04-25 17:42:40

I once accidentally slapped a girl.

No one believes it was an accident.

Vorpy · 2011-04-25 18:32:25

^ I once punched a girl in the tits. 6 years later she died from Cancer.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-25 18:32:57

Caused by you, of course. Duh.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-25 20:50:21

Y'know I once had a crush on this really cu--

--no, sorry, you broke my mood.

Schitzo · 2011-04-26 01:57:13

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