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Bob

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Vivi

Bob, I hate you.

Myrmidon

That's because life isn't yaoi fanfiction, and also we live far away from each other and can't afford to pay for both plane tickets and the extreme amounts of lubricant we'd need.

Vivi

And?

Bob

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Vivi

Yeah, that's like using a cond- Oh wait.

...Nevermind.

BonSequitur

I'm not angry though. I'm laughing. It's not hatesex without the hate.

Myrmidon

You did, with Rihanna, remember Bob?

I know because I was in the opposite room with 3OH!3 and those weird sounds you make put me off my stroke.

DonZabu

Which would you prefer: if life was yaoi fanfic, or if life was a yuri fanfic?

Bob

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GLORIOUSLeader

Peanut butter doesn't count as lube, silly.

Then you're doing it wrong. 

Vivi

What is this...lube you speak of?

loljk ow

All Nines

^^^^ Yuri fanfic Damn it, but then I couldn't participate.

Or could I? I've been mistaken for female/told I look female more than once over the Internet after presenting pictures of myself. That counts for something, right?

. . . I'll just go and leave now.

Bob

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All Nines

Wait, you've seen pictures of me?

And I'm 17. So almost. I think.

This is about as close to a trap as I can get. (It's a wig for my Hei (Darker Than Black) cosplay).

And since I'm in a camwhory mood, here's Bishie mode.

Bob

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All Nines

I forget how forgetful I am.

I also want ribbons now.

Vivi

I love the word camwhore.

GLORIOUSLeader

Herpity derpity derp. 

Bob

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Vivi

Likewise...Huh.

All Nines

^^ You know it!

Bob

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All Nines

?

On another note, now I wanna join another forum, using the trap picture above as my avatar, and see how many people mistake me for female.

Vivi

Hey, I don't know any whiny, pseudo-innocent traps!

GLORIOUSLeader

Then clearly you've never seen Home Alone 4. 

Bob

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Vivi

I actually do know a trap or two.

But life is no anime.

All Nines

I know of one person whose sex I have yet to place (gender is clearly female, though), but they're also an asshole. Come to think of it, it would be kinda sad if the only transgendered person I knew of in real life was an asshole.

DonZabu

Throwin' the word "trap" around pretty lightly now, are we?

GLORIOUSLeader

I actually have no idea what you guys are talking about.