Watching The Ten Commandments with my dad.

Chagen

Please, dad, just stop comparing the egyptian nobles to Obama. Just stop.

GLORIOUSLeader

How would that even be accomplished.

And inb4 "I knew who this was before I even clicked."

Tnu1138

I knew it.

DonZabu

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Oh wait...

Bob

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Chagen

Okay, so he only did it once....

Rottweiler

NEW GAME!

Everyone compare characters in a Charlton Heston movie to President Obama.

Tnu1138

I'm not sure Robert Neville?

Rottweiler

My turn: Planet of the Apes!

o/~ Bama Zaius, Bama Zaius o/~

o/~ Ooooooooobama Zaius o/~

Bob

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[Reason: Shitpost]

Tnu1138

God Bob. Had you confused with snowbull for a second.

Chagen

My dad just implied that Obama would basically enslave the American public into building temples to him like the Egyptians forced the Jews to.

The above is not a lie.

Tnu1138

Poe's Law at its finest my friend.

DonZabu

Ben-Hurbama?

Rottweiler

Chagen: It's been done.

Tnu1138

Oh god!

Stormtroper

I knew the obvious OP before I even clicked on the thread.

TheMightyAnonym

"And inb4 "I knew who this was before I even clicked.""

"I knew the obvious OP before I even clicked on the thread."

Aww, you guys ruined my fun.

Oh well:

Icalasari

If I recall, the Egyptians would only trust other Egyptians with the honour of building pyramids

Also, one day your dad will be on his deathbed. He will beckon you closer only to whisper, "I trolled you this whole time," just before dying

TheMightyAnonym

Those are some awesome last words.

"BENJAMIN! PLEASE DON'T GO! YOU WERE SUCH A WONDERFUL AND LOVING BROTHER!"

"lol lol i trolled u". *dies*