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Adaptational Freudian Excuses

RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
edited 2011-04-24 16:20:02 in General

The movies I have in mind are How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2004).

Yeah, I sort of get Adaptation Expansion, but why do people feel the need to add these backstories to characters that don't need them? They tend to be trite and unnecessary. Yeah, Freudian Excuses in general are trite when done badly, but with adaptations, it conflicts with our perception of the characters.

On a tangential note, Saruman as a dentist. That bugs me.

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  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Nearly Every Dracula film since 1979
  • NoimportaNoimporta
    On a tangential note, Saruman as a dentist. That bugs me.

    Cristopher Lee has earned the right to play whatever the hell he wants to.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Yeah, but type casting makes his role more ominous.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Say what you will about How the Grinch Stole Christmas; at least it's no Cat in the Hat. 
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    I actually like the movies I mentioned, but dislike the backstories.
  • ViviVivi
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    I thought Cat in the Hat was a jolly good romp.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    Christopher Lee killed Nazis.
  • VorpyVorpy
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    Cat in the Hat was very entertaining.

    It reminded me about a time when Brittany Murphy wasn't dead, and the nasty factory sex she had with Eminem in 8 Mile.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Cat in the Hat was the biggest troll in that movie.

    He fucked the mom in the deleted scenes.

    And the kids.
  • MousaThe14MousaThe14
    Writer, Artist, Obscure.
    Say what you will, I liked the modern Grinch movie.

    What was done to Charlie and the Chocolate factory however, was unforgivable.
  • VorpyVorpy
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    ^^ What?

    Oh. nevermind.
  • ViviVivi
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    Sorry, the Cat in the Hat. He never did have a name did he?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-04-25 19:21:22
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Oh, he fucked something all right. 

    >Implying that the movie was nothing less than a crime against humanity.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-25 12:14:42
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Okay, this thread has tempted me enough.

    I SHALL POST THE SUMMARY OF MY FUCKFIC:
    The Cat in Your Hat

    It starts off like how it normally does, it's just that the kids are now making out with each other on a rainy day, and then the cat in the hat comes in with a box of thing 1 and thing 2. He locks them into the house and unleashes Thing 1 and Thing 2 to rape them, and it makes a disgusting smegma mess all over and they tell him to leave and he is ruining their house.

    Eventually he comes back with a giant machine to clean the smegma off to make Cumcakes for them to enjoy at the end of the book.

    In expansion II he fucks their mom in front of them and makes her son jealous.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    In expansion III, does the son fuck the mother? And where does the goldfish factor into this? 
  • ViviVivi
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    The goldfish uploads it to the internet. Duh.
  • VorpyVorpy
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    ^ I could add a goldfish chapter when I get a day off I guess, and get around to buying a scanner so I can post the entire book.
  • ViviVivi
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    It better be in the original art style, or we're gonna have a problem, hun.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ...god damn it.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Come on now, babe. How can you have a Dr. Seuss porno book that isn't in the original art style? That's just wrong.

    And it has to be 65 pages long with one stanza on each page.

    Hope you can find a good rhyme for Anal.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's a Dr. Seuss book. All I have to do is make up some weird ass word, like Cranal, or Daynol, or Painal (too bad that's actually slang for a punishment sex variant of unlubbed anal sex).
  • MousaThe14MousaThe14
    Writer, Artist, Obscure.
    Banal?

    LIKE THIS CHILDHOOD RAPING CONVERSATION!? I mean dear god, one minute I'm eating lunch and the next I almost lost it.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Yes. Use Painal.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    And then there is Brainal....
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Heinal? 
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    What about Cumshot?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    You could rhyme cumshot with rimshot, which could segue nicely into "rimjob." 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Rohypnol?

    Anal?

    Nah it doesn't rhyme.


  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Eh, that was a tame summary. I thought it was supposed to be sickening. Try harder, Vorpy
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