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It's 4/20

VorpyVorpy
edited 2011-04-20 17:29:41 in General
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
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  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Been living the good life today, Vorpy?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Happy Birthday Hitler, Way to pwn them fags you l33t Columbine shooters, you were CODfags before your time, and you can't outsmoke the grim reaper.

    I wish 4/20 had more importance to me other than things I don't care about.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    wait what the fuck
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    My Mysticism Skill has increased by 5.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    But yeah the weed is good Smokiebull.
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    These are some wonderful posts.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    That's probably why Komodin isn't online today. Went to do smoke teh ganj with some friends and relax from all of the internet sonic fucktardism occuring on the wiki he curates.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Please try and make sense.

    Or at least go back down to Vorpy levels of incomprehensibility. What, today is Hitler's birthday?

    Then herzlichen glückwunsch, sie schwanzlutscher. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-20 19:59:41
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Happy Birthday Hitler,
    4/20 is allegedly hitler's birthday.

    Way to pwn them fags you l33t Columbine shooters,

    Gamerspeak referring to the columbine shooters (read the sentence in a sarcastic fashion)

    you were CODfags before your time,
    Shooting people who don't have weapons and killing your own teammates.

    and you can't outsmoke the grim
    reaper.
    You will get lung cancer and die.
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    >Shooting people who don't have weapons and killing your own teammates.

    That's one way of putting it. XD

  • DebossDeboss
    ?????
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Were you high?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yes.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Your posts are extra funny when you're high :D
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    She's not high. She's Vorpy. 
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ So Vorpy is a recreational drug now?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    All I know about 420 is that 4:20 PM is when one of my old schools used to let out.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I feel so sorry for you. 
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    No, it was a good thing.  Class began at 9:20.
  • DYREDYRE
    Seven hours of class?

    That seems like a lot.  My high school was 6 and a half hours a day.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    Maybe he got an extra-long lunch?
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Vorpy is definitely a drug.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    We had 100-minute main periods and a 50-minute homeroom period.  We alternated "A" days where we'd have periods 1, 2, 3, and 4 and "B" days where we'd have periods 5, 2, 6, and 7.  (Each period being a year-long class, obviously.)

    Lunch was either before or after the 50-minute period 2, depending on your lunch schedule.  If you were unlucky you would have to figure out ways to run into your crush during the between-class breaks common to all students.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-04-22 03:03:45
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    My crush is 12 years older than me, so I'll never have the joy of tailing them all over a campus. :(

    On the other hand, she's 12 years older than me. :)
  • DYREDYRE
    I read that as "My crush is 12 years old" and I wondered "are you me?".
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Sorry, I see no joy in the loli. Cute, yes, but not attractive.

    Older women are where it's at! ^_^
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    "Vorpy is definitely a drug."

    I've only been sober for a few months now -_-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Suffering from a lack of hilarity?
    Need more awesome in your life?
    Then you need Vorpy

    *Cue inspirational music*

    Millions of people suffer silently every day with a lack of Vorpy in their lives
    Don't be one of them. Take Vorpy today

    Warning: Vorpy is a potent drug and should be taken in small doses to prevent awesome overload. Symptoms may include hallucinations, uncontrollable laughter, crushing despair at knowing you'll never be Vorpy, massive ego boost from being in contact with Vorpy, ulcers, rib fractures, encephalithiasis, exploding heart, and bad breath. Do not take Vorpy if you have a kidney infection, are pregnant, are going to be pregnant, have heart problems, are going to have heart problems, are clinically insane, are using Happy Fun Ball, have used Happy Fun Ball, are within 100 miles of Happy Fun Ball, own a pet monkey, are allergic to dogs, are allergic to cats, are allergic to awesome, or are a dull person whom nobody loves.

    *Cut to young man in a car* Man: I take Vorpy
    *Cut to old woman in rocking chair* Woman: I take Vorpy
    *Cut to couple on mountain top. Rapid zooming out as they shout* Couple: WE TAKE VORPY!

    *Camera keeps zooming out until the whole world takes up the center 33% of the screen. Logo comes on* Vorpy - Take her today
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
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