But they aren't real!

snowbull

And women with natural big breasts somehow achieved them through hard work and determination? Technology will catch up, anyway.

Vorpy

"The boobs may be fake, but at least it's a real girl" variants ensue.

Good notion to live by.

Chagen

I'd rather have a real women than a fake one.

Plastic surgeons can do a lot of things, but they can't beat God when it comes to crafting the perfect female figure.

RedEyedAbyss

What is it with you women anyway?

snowbull

I have long come to the conclusion that the only people who read fashion and celebrity news magazines are hardcore misogynists.

DonZabu

From the title, I thought this was going to be about animated porn vs. live action porn, like "How can you fap to that? It's just ink on paper."

Now there's something that deserves its own thread.

Gelzo

I dunno. There's just something unappealing about the notion of most cosmetic surgeries.

Vorpy

^ Because poor people cannot be happy unless we live in a communist state, where every ugly person can afford giant boobs.

Gelzo

What?

Vorpy

^ how does plastic surgery work in communist countries? Can everyone afford it? Does everyone get the same surgery?

I thought it was like a "two implant rations per legal-aged civilian" or whatevz

Gelzo

I'm not sure I follow this train of thought.

Vorpy

^ Communism + Breast Implants =


Also, that reminds me. Can guys get penis implants? Or can they only increase how big their ham spears with pills and electricity?

DonZabu

It's all fish bladders and coconuts.

Vorpy

^ Not all of the time. Most common size is a C, and teartrop shaped ones are requested on occasion. Eventually America will implement properties other than silicone for implants.

So, Pears and Fish Bladders.

DonZabu

Actually, "fish bladders and coconuts" refers to this:

Vorpy

I don't remember that episode but I did see it