General Erections Thread

Icalasari · 2011-04-20 07:36:02

Original thread title: Morning Wood Just... Gah! I don't even get it when I just get up. Just... Certain time each day ...Ok, NOW I have multiple threads about my penis

snowbull · 2011-04-20 07:39:29

I get a boner every math class, like clockwork. It it is beyond annoying.

Involuntary erections general

Icalasari · 2011-04-20 07:44:47

Women can join in too! ...I think they can get wet involuntarily, can't they?

snowbull · 2011-04-20 07:47:31

Yeah, but that isn't as immediately visible.

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-20 07:48:39

I know how this is the really annoying part is trying to justify it with my asexuality.

Icalasari · 2011-04-20 08:12:39

And now it has a proper name!

Turtle · 2011-04-20 09:44:09

Whenever I'm in the car and wearing jeans. Which is quite often, unfortunately.

AXavierB · 2011-04-20 14:29:05

Oh, morning wood. Feels good, man.

Sammy · 2011-04-20 14:47:02

So is the topic title a play on "general elections"?

"Women can join in too! ...I think they can get wet involuntarily, can't they?"

Did you fail sex ed or what?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-20 20:04:38

I read that as "General Elections Thread."

Somehow, this is better.

Vorpy · 2011-04-20 20:06:20

Guys, please, when you have a boner, don't push it to the side and wait for it to go away. That makes sideway penises (I think) and they look weird, to the point where I want to push them back into you.

snowbull · 2011-04-20 20:07:57

I'm pretty sure that's a side effect of wearing pants/briefs.

Vorpy · 2011-04-20 20:13:08

Then...don't? Just wear skirts or something. Horizontal penises are weird looking.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-20 20:14:44

^^^ Saying "Hey, can I put your boner back in its proper position?" to a guy generally does not make it go away.

snowbull · 2011-04-20 20:18:47

^^But pants are the most superior form of leg clothing. No one takes people wearing skirts/dresses seriously.

Vorpy · 2011-04-20 20:23:47

Tell that to anime girls.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-20 20:31:17

Or any girl, really.

/is not complaining

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-20 22:15:33

I read that as "General Elections Thread."

Somehow, this is worse.

Icalasari · 2011-04-21 00:51:58

...I think this is the first IJBM 2.0 thread that is NSFW that people misread the title as SFW

CommandoDude · 2011-04-21 05:02:41

'Horizontal penises'?

Wut?

Chagen · 2011-04-21 09:33:12

I get that all the time. Fucking annoying.

Icalasari · 2011-04-21 11:57:45

I know I'm forced to tuck the tip under my waistband to hide it

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-21 13:23:08

That always seems so damn inconveniencing. That's why I wear boxers, not briefs; it helps.

Icalasari · 2011-04-21 14:13:23

My boxers cause half of my erections

Whatever they are made of, it feels smooth and nice and rubs me JUST the right way

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-21 15:39:49

I know that a certain Boxer was involved in nine federal elections.

Icalasari · 2011-04-21 15:51:35

^ Which one?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-04-21 17:51:53

The Boxer Rebellion?

Icalasari · 2011-04-21 17:56:32

My boxers are rebelling!?

Are they siding with my pants, or with my shirts!?

Eelektross · 2012-09-22 23:09:28

what is this

MrW · 2012-09-22 23:13:26

Something that you must bury immediately.

All Nines · 2012-09-22 23:13:33

. . . This thread is almost a year and a half old, why did you necro it?

What's more, it's very TMI. I think I'll just close it, actually.

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