Body shaving

CommandoDude

Specifically.

A) Why the fuck is it that I have to be labeled metrosexual just because I like to have smooth skin?

Dear god, people, I wouldn't ask you to shave your head, but some of you practically have a head of hair on your arms/legs, get a hair cut!

C) Why do razor blades have to leave my thighs with horrible razor burns no matter what?

Icalasari

D) Unibrow. Not attractive. Kill it. Kill it dead

What? Some people feel no need to shave even there

CommandoDude

^ This man speaks the truth.

Icalasari

^ Don't I always?

Don't answer that if the answer is no

glennmagusharvey

By that logic, every male swimmer is totally gay.

snowbull

>implying the opposite

All Nines

^ What's that supposed to mean? :< /straight male swimmer speaking

I wish I weren't too lazy to keep my body shaved. It was an interesting feeling.

GLORIOUSLeader

But snowbull, isn't it obvious? Gay people never use bongs, so therefore Michael Phelps is 100% manly heterosexual manchops. 

snowbull

>implying Micheal Phelps isn't mostly dolphin

Vorpy

Micheal Phelps is a baptist.

GLORIOUSLeader

Maybe during the baptizing process some radioactive waste spilled into the water and he became half-dolphin. 

glennmagusharvey

People who are half-animal:

* Olympic Swimming Champion Michael Phelps (half-dolphin)
* U.S. Representative Bill Posey (half-alligator)

Wait, no, Bill Posey has reminded us that he is not the illegitimate grandson of an alligator.  This suggests that he is only quarter-alligator.

CommandoDude

"By that logic, every male swimmer is totally gay."

Metrosexual =/= Homosexual

glennmagusharvey

I know that.

That's why I didn't say just "gay", I said "totally gay".

Icalasari

...How does one even shave their balls? You'd have to have steel balls to have THAT much bra-Ooooohhhhhh...

But yeah, serious answer please

All Nines

^ http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Genitals-(Male)

Icalasari

I love how they warn against doing it when drunk