Penises

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 02:58:57

They look so weird That goes for mine as well Like... Mushrooms on steroids when circumsized and some sort of weird snake thingy that vomits out steroid mushrooms while erect when not circumsized Edit: Also, admit it. You were expecting someone else to be the OP

Central Avenue · 2011-04-19 03:02:52

You were expecting someone else to be the OP

I was?

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 03:05:02

^ Well I'm not known for making threads like this

Am I?

CommandoDude · 2011-04-19 03:08:32

Yes. I did think this was going to be Vorpy.

Complaining about her lack of penis.

Gelzo · 2011-04-19 03:09:29

I have to say I did not know what to expect.

Other than shitposting, of course.

^Naw, that'd be Bob.

Central Avenue · 2011-04-19 03:11:53

Also, your link in the OP is broken, which is a shame; It sounded like a really interesting website.

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 03:17:55

^ I think it's about people with vagina penises in denial

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-19 10:27:30

I still think human sex organs look ugly as hell.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-19 10:55:14

They're almost "normal looking" to me, really. For some reason porn always makes them look as disgusting as possible, but in reality, meh. They aren't that ugly, really.

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 13:36:07

^^ They aren't ugly to me. Just... Weird

Vagina seems more normal looking, provided it is one of the ones that have the skin (fuck I forget the name of that lart. Labia Minora?) inside, but I think I can blame porn and hentai for always using the "perfect" vagina

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-19 14:26:49

Both penises and vaginas are unique in appearance so i can't say they look "normal" at all.

That said, I still prefer not seeing either of them, when it comes to aesthetics.

Central Avenue · 2011-04-19 14:31:02

I prefer the sight of a penis to the sight of a vagina.

YMMV, I guess.

Gelzo · 2011-04-19 14:32:58

^That's a very amusing post.

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 14:45:44

I'm shocked Vorpy isn't here yet

QUICK! TURN ON THE ~~phallic~~ ~~vorpy~~ PHALLIC VORPY SIGNAL!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-19 14:49:19

Someone needs to dig up a ridiculously stupid screenshot from Kiddy Girl-and and then use that as a "I have no idea what is going on" reaction image.

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 14:53:16

Ok, no, I couldn't post what I was typing earlier

Just no

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-19 14:53:46

Please type it.

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 14:57:01

I was going to suggest using a penis as a reaction image, but it made me laugh too much while typing

And I'm still laughing. I'm immature

Sammy · 2011-04-19 15:28:00

"Edit: Also, admit it. You were expecting someone else to be the OP"

Nope. You're the only one here who talks about his dick in unwelcome detail.

snowbull · 2011-04-19 16:09:09

Hey, I've mentioned at least twice that my dick has very little sensation!

Sammy · 2011-04-19 16:14:59

Did you start several threads about this fascinating bodily quirk?

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 16:18:04

^ I only started one thread, and that was when my dick had a cut on it!

snowbull · 2011-04-19 16:20:52

^^One, so me and Icalasari are even.

Dick duel?

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 16:23:15

Dick duel

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-19 16:34:40

d/dp (quality of thread content) << 0

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 16:44:14

My dick takes offense to that!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-19 16:48:15

Okay, fine, change "quality" to "safe-for-work-ness".

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 16:53:20

My dick is satisfied

...For now >

Komodin · 2011-04-19 17:17:12

Snooping as usual, I see?

Icalasari · 2011-04-19 17:21:16

^ Where IS Robotnik and his hamster fetish anyways?

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