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I'm a 10 in a world of ones:Ugly People

MyrmidonMyrmidon
edited 2011-04-18 13:55:48 in General
Recently... I've started to hang out with more attractive people... which caused me to hate ugly people, who sit around hating the pretty people and being all ugly... why do they do that?

Comments

  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Are you going to don a fighting mask and claw and kill all the ugly people while yodelling all the way?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Because pretty people do have an easier time than not so pretty people? The more attractive you are, the easier it is to get things you want. Doesn't make pretty people bad or anything, it just allows for them to seem haughtier because they usually don't realize how hard life is, depending on how attractive they are

    So it leads to a whole stigma of, "Lazy ass pretty people get whatever they want," applied to all of them. And while it may be true to a degree, well, stereotypes are known for taking a grain of truth and inflating it until you have some sort of monstrous grain sand thingy that threatens to consume all and OH GOD IT'S COMING THIS WAY RUN!!!
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Now you've made me stop caring, and I've become a bitter hateful cynic.
  • NoimportaNoimporta
    Your avatar isn't douchebaggey enough.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Well, ticks are bloodsucking parasites. :P
  • MousaThe14MousaThe14
    Writer, Artist, Obscure.
    Somehow, I knew Esteban would get pulled into this. Thank you, Myrm. I almost thought only I remembered that.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Oh, oh now it's certainly douchebaggy enough.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Nah. Still not douchebaggy enough
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    Heh, I remember that thread.  Man, tropers never forget anything, do they?  (For those of you who don't know, this thread is a reference to a jerkish troll who posted in the original IJBM ranting about how he hates ugly people for being... well, ugly.)

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Esteban is still on the fora, by the way.
  • NoimportaNoimporta
    He wasn't a troll, just a moron.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^^ Esteban had a huge cock?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    I keep thinking you guys are talking about the Home Shopping Network guitar salesman.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^ I don't know how to respond to that.
  • SammySammy
    "Well, ticks are bloodsucking parasites. :P"

    It's not a tick, thank god.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Hey guys, let he who is without sin thrown the first stone. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
  • BobBob
    "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
    Doin the pretty girl rock, rock, rock
    Doin the pretty girl rock, rock, rock
    Doin the pretty girl rock, rock, rock
    Doin the pretty girl rock, rock, rock"

    Also, fuck pretty people and fuck ugly people. Average, leaning more to the awkward, unattractive side, fuck yeah.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    I'm probably a 5 out of 10 at best. Pinched head, too tall, too fat, glasses and lips that don't fit my face. When I don't look like a serial killer, I look silly, and I constantly exude an aura of antipathy that people can't quite put their finger on but sense subconsciously.

    Oh, and I suck the romance out of situations like a vacuum with the mouth of a French hooker.
  • BobBob
    Holy shit, if you reversed the first three things and kept everything else the same, you get a male version of me.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    I think it's the Asperger's (which I technically don't have; I have a different retardation that may or may not be the same thing). Every single person I've met who has Asperger's is ugly as sin or is at best average looking.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Woooh! Pity party!
  • SammySammy
    "Every single person I've met who has Asperger's is ugly as sin or is at best average looking."

    It's not very hard to figure out why. So what's your excuse?

    "Woooh! Pity party!"

    Hatter thread.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    A pity party?  Don't tempt me.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Now, now, Sammy. Just because Hatter implicitly called you ugly and started a pity-party is no reason to get insulting.
  • SammySammy
    edited 2011-04-28 18:31:46
    Pshaw, like I need a reason.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Don't hide the fact that you just want Hatter's cock.

    Mounted on your mantlepiece.
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