"1 tip of a flat belly"

KarlzBPimparoni

Why are there so many ads like this out there? (BECAUSE ADS DURR.)

More importantly, why is this weird-ass phrasing so ubiquitous?

Trash_Vortex

Maybe she needs a clock for every tip.

Tnophelia

perhaps it's because they need money

Khwarizmi

Illiteracy.

Ponicalica

My guess is that the sleazy ads can be traced back to the Russian mafia or something.

I know that most spam can.

Anonus

There's one about "foods to never eat" or something that has a picture of a banana.

Why a banana?

Gelzo

Fuck dude, you don't know how bad bananas are for you?

They're like nature's poison, except poison comes from nature, so BANANAS ARE POISON.

Saigyouji

Could be worse. Could explode and fire mini bananas at you.

Anonus

^^^Should have clarified, it was about not getting/retaining fat or something.

TheMightyAnonym

My belly is

PERFECTLY FLAT THANK YOU.

Now what I want to know, is who is so shameless that they would appear in such an ad. Think about it; would you want to be remembered as the person in the #1 tip for a flat belly ad?

thatguythere47

or ripped it from a facebook profile or something. 

I still remember when I was cruising a site of questionable values when I saw an ad using a photo from the gallery I was currently viewing, talk about scam fail. 

Longfellow

There's one about "foods to never eat" or something that has a picture of a banana.

Why a banana?

It's the atheist's nightmare!

More seriously, I fucking hate these ads.

DarkWolf312

Bananas are awesome, in my opinion. And these ads are just weird. The belly is flat relative to what? The spine? 

glennmagusharvey

oh gawd the stupid godly banana meme

TheMightyAnonym

A flat belly for every hour.

arks

A banana for every hour.

The creationist's dream.