THat people treat the Daily Mail as a legitimate, unbiased news source.

inkblot

Wher's that Daily Mail headline generator when you need it?

Wicked223

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

GLORIOUSLeader

HAS THE BBC HAD SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTERS?

COULD THE POLES DEFRAUD DRIVERS?

This is a wonderful thing. 

inkblot

ARE CHAVS MOLESTING BRITAIN'S SWANS?

GLORIOUSLeader

HAS TEENAGE SEX RIPPED OFF YOUR PETS?

All Nines

HAS RIP-OFF BRITAIN GIVEN YOUR CHILDREN CANCER?

DarkDecapodian

IS CANCER INFECTING ENGLAND WITH AIDS?

Stormtroper

WILL FERAL CHILDREN STEAL FROM YOUR HOUSE?

Stormtroper

WILL CANCER GIVE THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY CANCER?

That site is genius.

IanExMachina

HAS FEMINISM STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF BRITAIN'S SWANS?

GLORIOUSLeader

COULD THE LABOUR PARTY IMPREGNATE YOUR PETS?

Forzare

HAS THE NANNY STATE IMPREGNATED THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

ClockworkUniverse

COULD HEALTH&SAFETY HURT HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

ARE IMMIGRANTS IMPREGNATING HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

HAVE TEACHERS RUINED YOUR CHILDREN? (you know, I think I've actually seen that one in an actual newspaper before)

HAVE TEACHERS MADE YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPOTENT?

WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT GIVE YOUR HOUSE CANCER? (So that's the backstory behind House of Leaves.)

IS THE NANNY STATE IMPREGNATING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

GLORIOUSLeader

COULD CANCER GIVE YOU CANCER? (yes, really)