The Jailbait Wait.

Vorpy · 2011-04-10 00:55:37

Creepiest fucking act of "romance" I have ever seen.

DonZabu · 2011-04-10 00:59:00

Hey, it's better than the alternative.

DYRE · 2011-04-10 01:05:34

In fiction or real life?

Because that determines how creepy I see it as.

Vorpy · 2011-04-10 01:19:34

I mean, this one guy at work has a 13 year old girlfriend (he is 18) but he won't have sex with her until she's 18. Yet they sleep together.

DYRE · 2011-04-10 01:23:29

Ah, okay.

I want to say that's creepy, but I actually don't think it is. I probably should though.

In any case, I guess actually that my friend is doing something similar (though not as extreme). He's 19 and his girlfriend is 15, but he apparently won't have sex with her until she's 16.

Central Avenue · 2011-04-10 01:27:09

^ Is 16 the age of consent where you live, or is it just "close enough" for him?

Also...

I want to say that's creepy, but I actually don't think it is. I probably should though.

Same here.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-04-10 01:32:38

Thirding the "it doesn't seem creepy." I mostly find the jailbait wait creepy when it's targeted at a celebrity or something.

DYRE · 2011-04-10 01:32:46

^^ 16 is the age of consent in Massachusetts, yeah.

Chagen · 2011-04-10 01:34:09

I'm amazed DYRE doesn't have an 8-year-old or so girlfriend he's doing the Jailbait Wait for.

this is not a personal attack, just a light jab...

Central Avenue · 2011-04-10 01:36:00

*pulls out Stalker Steno Pad®*

DYRE lives in Massachussetts...

*stashes pad*

DYRE · 2011-04-10 01:37:52

^^ I tried typing up like 3 different responses to that and every single one of them was unintentionally creepy. So I think I'm going to give up actually responding to that.

Chagen · 2011-04-10 01:39:25

Dude, just grow some balls and post them.

Central Avenue · 2011-04-10 01:42:35

I wouldn't have found them creepy.

Granted, that's not saying much.

DYRE · 2011-04-10 01:47:07

1. If I had an 8-year old girlfriend I wouldn't be waiting for anything.

2. I wonder how I'd go about getting an 8-year old girlfriend...

3. ...

Actually there is no 3, apparently. So I only actually came up with 2.

Anyway, neither of those 2 were really intended quite the way they sound...

Central Avenue · 2011-04-10 01:49:08

I didn't think they were creepy, but I did laugh at the first one.

Chagen · 2011-04-10 01:50:40

I was actually sure that you were gonna say 1.

DYRE · 2011-04-10 01:52:56

Icalasari · 2011-04-10 01:53:30

I was expecting something like, "Waiting?"

Central Avenue · 2011-04-10 01:54:21

^^ I get that.

(Though I'm largely aromantic, so for me an 8-year-old girlfriend would basically be an 8-year-old best friend who happens to be female)

DYRE · 2011-04-10 02:00:43

Central Avenue · 2011-04-10 02:03:59

Now I want an 8-year-old best friend.

This is probably not something I should pursue.

Vorpy · 2011-04-10 02:07:19

We are no longer bound to the Vanilla Forums ToS so I think this is perfectly okay.

DYRE · 2011-04-10 02:07:45

Vorpy · 2011-04-10 02:08:51

^

That will never be creepy DYRE, because it's the internet.

Central Avenue · 2011-04-10 02:11:55

I guess I'll have to settle for hanging out with my 11-year-old sister.

DYRE · 2011-04-10 02:21:33

My little sister is annoying. Because unfortunately for me, real life isn't anime, where little sisters are always awesome no matter what.

Central Avenue · 2011-04-10 02:29:03

My sister has her annoying moments, but when I can tolerate some verbal abuse she's fun to talk to and also she likes Rainbow Dash best.

DYRE · 2011-04-10 02:34:15

I wish my sister was fun to talk to...

CommandoDude · 2011-04-10 03:46:34

I want a sister

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-10 03:58:37

What do you want a sister for?

CommandoDude · 2011-04-10 04:04:26

Because mine was stoled from me.

Mom had a miscarriage.

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