AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD THAT FUCKING HURTS!

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 00:09:47

You want to know a fun way to find out that you apparently have a REALLY small cut (almost like a paper cut... I KNEW that one thread I made was me tempting fate!) that you can't see that is JUST BARELY inside your penis?

Peeing

You see, the urine makes it hurt SO much that you briefly consider cutting off the appendage just to get rid of the pain

Now excuse me while I curse under my breath

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-09 03:36:30

How did you do it???

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 03:40:59

I have no fricken clue. I know the the slit is jagged, always has been, so maybe it grabbed something

All I know is that it is NOT pleasant ;.;

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-09 03:41:49

You sure it's not just inflamation? Or can you see the cut?

Gelzo · 2011-04-09 04:00:47

BRB, nightmares forever.

snowbull · 2011-04-09 09:01:00

I have no never been so glad to have a lack of penile sensitivity.

So, so glad.

Komodin · 2011-04-09 09:04:51

How did you get the cut in the first place?

vacasama · 2011-04-09 09:08:18

@ OP

So is it like having penis burning up when you pee?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-09 11:26:11

...do I want to know how this happened?

Nyarly · 2011-04-09 12:25:11

^ I sure know, that I don't!

I hope, that won't give me nightmares tonight...

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-09 12:28:34

I'm going to just assume and say it was an injury caused by experimental masturbation.

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 12:36:54

^ I know I somehow got it while masturbating. Considering how I hump the bed to do so (mobile phones can't access font colour so uncensored details ahoy), it's reasonable to assume that something somehow got scooped up and cut it right near the entrance

Vacasama: It feels like one is peeing on a cut right at the slit of the penis

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-09 12:38:02

Make sure the sheets are clean, then.

Komodin · 2011-04-09 12:42:43

Considering how I hump the bed to do so (mobile phones can't access font colour so uncensored details ahoy), it's reasonable to assume that something somehow got scooped up and cut it right near the entrance

Wait, "hump the bed"?

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 12:44:14

^ Well the sheet covered mattress

Komodin · 2011-04-09 12:45:59

Your hand's not good enough anymore?

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 12:50:03

^ Never was

I started with humping, and after I tried the hand, it just couldn't compare

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-09 12:52:44

Sheets seem too dirty. And... Too hard? I am a bit of a germophobe, though.

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 13:06:41

^ Well clearly you may have a point considering why I made this thread

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-09 13:20:19

It's true! I can't even put on pants if my feet touch the insides while I'm putting them on. I don't want my dick where my feet have been. I've gone through over 3 pairs sometimes from failing this step.

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 13:35:32

...Wear boxers or underwear then? Then it isn't touching your jeans?

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-09 13:45:51

...I mean underpants, sorry. Britishism.

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 13:49:49

Oh

And this whole time I was wondering how you managed to get jeans on without your feet touching them at all

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-09 14:10:19

They call underpants "pants" in the UK?

That's it, I'm blaming the Japanese term "pantsu" on the British.

Icalasari · 2011-04-09 14:19:13

;.; It still hasn't healed

At least I located the cut now.

It can't be good if I can see the cut (very small, may be a case of rugburn that looks like a cut due to the location)

Ponicalica · 2011-04-09 14:36:55

«That's it, I'm blaming the Japanese term "pantsu" on the British.»

Yeah, the Japanese term «pantsu» does come from the UK use of «pants».

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