I can't trust any fictional character with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Chagen

As soon as I hear that a character in a story has blonde hair and blue eyes, I start getting mighty suspicious of the author.

This shouldn't need explaining why.

RedEyedAbyss

They're The Libby?

Chagen

Please tell me that was a joke. 

DYRE

Because it's an anime and they're going to speak Engrish?

RedEyedAbyss

My responses are written at the same level of thought as the person writing the original statement, dearest.

DYRE

My responses are always written without any thought.

FrodoGoofballCoTV

They're a Mary Sue?

Kyo says Hey I Resemble That!

Chagen

God dammit people, I'm talking about Nazi's and their Aryan bullshit.

Vorpy

I don't.

RedEyedAbyss

Far more often I see "blonde and blue-eyed" used to indicate the resident Rich Bitch or other character archetype of similar social class. The brunettes are usually the good girls we're supposed to identify with (or want to FUCK the SHIT out of).

Ponicalica

Hitler had black hair and brown eyes anyways.

Vorpy

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Trash_Vortex

@Chagen: Don't be racist.

BaronGrackle

Chagen, let me write you a Marvel prescription...

~130 min. watching Thor, May 2011

~130 min. watching Captain America: The First Avenger, July 2011

 

Then I want you to think about a bunch of jerks from history (whether you respect their jerkishness or not). Adolf Hitler. Joseph Stalin. Mao Tse-tung. Napoleon Bonaparte. Niccolo Machiavelli. Genghis Khan. Ivan the Terrible.

Now. Historically, who is the biggest blonde-haired, blue-eyed jerk we can think of?