Babies.

Chagen · 2011-04-05 16:41:46

They're annoying. And useless.

God I fucking hate them. Especially when they stare at you. Babies always love staring at me with huge fucking creepy eyes. Seriously. It just fucking unnerves me. I hate every single bit about them.

And yes, I'm well aware of the hypocrisy in this post.

snowbull · 2011-04-05 16:45:22

Babies are sooo cute until they puke and shit and piss on you all at once

but then I still want to cuddle them and babble at them

Komodin · 2011-04-05 16:45:47

Okay...?

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-05 16:48:03

Useless?

Myrmidon · 2011-04-05 16:48:10

It's okay Chagen. This is just nature's way of telling you that you're a freakish dead-end not meant to be repeated.

snowbull · 2011-04-05 16:56:32

Damn you Chagen, now the thought of babies is going to distract me for the next hour.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-05 16:58:39

Drop that beat like an ugly baby!

Komodin · 2011-04-05 17:09:12

I like babies...

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-05 17:11:30

AGAGAGAGAAAAA

snowbull · 2011-04-05 17:12:09

Crying means you're doing it wrong.

Komodin · 2011-04-05 17:13:16

Huh, I don't find Baby Mario's crying to be all that annoying.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-05 17:14:45

Have you played through the whole of Yoshi's Island?

Komodin · 2011-04-05 17:25:10

Multiple times, mon.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-05 17:28:07

Maybe you just got used to him. I don't know. I guess for me it was less impactful the twenty fifth to hundreth time.

Ponicalica · 2011-04-05 18:28:32

I find babies to be really cute but then I haven't yet had to change a diaper or anything.

Deboss · 2011-04-05 19:26:56

They're annoying. And useless.

RedEyedAbyss · 2011-04-05 19:47:56

I'm sorry, though it does show what I dislike about babies.

Komodin · 2011-04-05 19:53:45

^ Damn, not even Ludacris could save that song...

AXavierB · 2011-04-05 20:01:41

I take offense to that, Chagen.

Babies make an excellent fuel source.

Chagen · 2011-04-05 20:04:01

"A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout."

Swift

Komodin · 2011-04-05 20:08:26

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Chagen · 2011-04-05 20:20:46

You've never read A Modest Proposal?

Chagen · 2011-04-07 21:53:30

Two days later and no one has pointed out the ridiculous hypocrisy I committed by making this thread.

Noimporta · 2011-04-07 21:56:31

It was unnecessary, you did it yourself.

Vorpy · 2011-04-07 22:05:17

^^ Not hypocritical enough.

RedEyedAbyss · 2011-04-07 22:15:48

What, that Justin Bieber's song describes you?

Chagen · 2011-04-07 22:17:30

I'll just link this and let you see for yourself.

RedEyedAbyss · 2011-04-07 22:19:54

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Why must you always draw attention to that particular trait of yours? I really don't care.

Noimporta · 2011-04-07 22:22:51

Actually, I was thinking more on the fact that you like moe anime girls.

Vorpy · 2011-04-07 22:39:18

^^^ So?

vacasama · 2011-04-07 22:40:18

The only thing I seem to get that you find the idea of growing up to be scary.

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