Sonic

Komodin

Why must all the Sonic restaurants be upstate? I mean, dang, the food actually looks pretty decent, as fast food goes. It's simply not fair...

ninjaclown

Damn, I actually knew it started this thread before I clicked on it...because it said so under the title on the main page.

Central Avenue

The weird thing is that Komodin is the last person I would expect to make a joke thread like this.

Schitzo

BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED IT-

oh... oh god...! I actually said that.

BRB barfing my own entrails out

nohaynicklibre

Meh

Komodin

^ Yo, that's my line!

Central Avenue

^ Well, it wouldn't be very fair if you had to meh your own thread, right? He's doing you a favor, you see! :P

Central Avenue

Also, I get that it's a joke, but...are there really no Sonic restaurants in New York City?

Komodin

None that I'm aware of, unfortunately. 

inkblot

Behold.

They're having "issues", though.

Central Avenue

(That's why I asked instead of checking for myself)

inkblot

Looks like they're all in 'joisey.

I'd be a bit nervous about ordering fast food from a place where you can't see anyone cooking. Someone could be rubbing their balls on your hamburger and you'd never know.

Anonus

What about a sit-down place? (Not fast food, but still)

inkblot

Those places are slightly less likely to have people who live and die to rub their balls on your food.

Central Avenue

Unless, of course, you're eating at the Five Singers R Estaurant.

(No one will even get this joke but me)

Anonus

No, they're just high there and half the animal-based food comes from animals that are still alive.

Central Avenue

I suspect Chef has bribed the Cuyahoga County Health Department, but there's no proof.

DonZabu

You know what sucks? In-N-Out Burger doesn't extend to Oregon.

inkblot

I just want Jack in the Box...