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I just spent 10 minutes psychoanalyzing myself....

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-04-03 02:12:51 in General
[tɕagɛn]
....over why I like both lolis and large breasted women at the same time. Yes, it's stupid. I know. But it's annoyingly entertaining.
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Comments

  • AnonusAnonus
    Fetishes are weird, man. I should know, I've tried sorting mine out myself.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Oh, I have plenty of seemingly contradictory fetishes. I assume everyone does.
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    Poot dispenser here
    In the words of that Scottish Korean from the Starburst commercial:

    "Contradictions taste delicious!"
  • AnonusAnonus
    I don't think any of mine contradict each other (for I am rather "vanilla"), but some of them seem to clash with other ideas I have about sexuality.
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    I assume everyone does.

    I don't.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Somehow, I knew someone would say that, and I figured it would be you.

    Also I don't believe you.
  • DYREDYRE
    I don't, as far as I can tell.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    «....over why I like both lolis and large breasted women at the same time.»

    Because those are two incredibly common anime fanservice character types?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I think by this point Komodin just plays the Grumpy Bear role to see how people react.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^ Pretty much.

    You and DYRE seem to have at least put thought into your answers of "I don't", where as Komodin just seems to have said "I don't" by default.

    (Also the large text is annoying)
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    Okay, an elaboration appears to be in order here. As far as I can tell, my "fetishes" (if you're willing to call them that) all seem to complement each other rather than contradict.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I have decided to drop a couple of my fetishes and limit it to the ones that I actually can satiate. Lingerie dress-up, being wet, narratophilia and the feeling of silk.
  • DYREDYRE
    I don't think you can just give up having a fetish, Vorpy.
  • AnonusAnonus
    How do you even do that anyway?
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    Going cold turkey, I presume.
  • NoimportaNoimporta
    How is this any more of a contradiction than liking both brunettes and redheads?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I think you guys took it wrong. I meant that I took each fetish seperately and psychoanalyzed why I like them.
  • SammySammy
    And what did your psychoanalysis reveal, Freudo?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    That my love of lolis is because I want to take care of a weak and fragile girl. And because they are very small and easily overpowered--if they deny my advances, then I can forcefully rape them. (Do note that I tend to interpret myself in an extremely negative and depressing way. Or I'm trying to be edgy)

    Big-breasted women simply comes from a desire to be taken care of. So they're both aspects of my Paraphilliac infantalism.

    Though I'm not really meaning this to be taken seriously.
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    Great.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    We all needed to know that. Thank you, now I will be able to sleep at night properly.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    As I said, it's not to be taken seriously.

    The loli rape thing is probably just me trying to make myself edgy and dark and failing horribly.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Well who doesn't want to rape lolis?

    (No, no, I told myself I wasn't gonna let IJBM2!CA play anymore)
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's easy. Just stop being attracted to it, or being unable to find it as a turn-on.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-04-03 13:07:58
    [tɕagɛn]
    SEXUALITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY, VORPY
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It sure does for me, because I am not a slave to my sex drive.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    You're are not a good sample of a relatively normal human being in western society, Vorpy. None of us are.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^ Speak for yourself!


  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I dunno. Maybe we're all crazy on the inside.

    I think remember hearing that the people who call themselves sane are the true crazy ones.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I don't get the mentality of some people, who think just because one person or a majority of people can't do something, that nobody can.

    It's just like the whole cyclops baby thing, just because they can't have a cyclops baby that will die 3 months after birth that nobody can.
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