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I'm too lazy to shit post

IcalasariIcalasari
in Wonderful posts
No rainbow star
How do I fix this k thnx

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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    by mek new fred
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    but how do i mine for friend?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    u unerth wats urs and make it mine
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    One is never too lazy to shitpost.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2016-02-17 00:05:08
    No rainbow star

    lrdgck wrote: »
    One is never too lazy to shitpost.



    I would argue, but I'm too lazy to argue

    But then, I wouldn't be too lazy to shitpost, which means I wouldn't be too lazy to argue, which means I could argue about why I am too lazy to shitpost, which would prove I'm too lazy to shitpost, which would mean I'm too lazy to argue

    ono paraducks
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Zen for the 21st Century
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > paraducks

    i am too lazy to draw a picture of a duck using two ducks as a parachute
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    misogyny
    fear
    climate denial
    puts exclamation point after first name
    xenophobia
    too thirsty
    watches "fox & friends" unironically
    knows exactly what obama is doing
    love of CEOs
    refusal to compromise
    disdain for the minimm wage
    quality of dick cheney impression
    personal friends with rush limbaugh
    how many nickelback albums owned
    number of chapter 11 bankruptcies
    once shut down the government
    hatred of unions & workers
    NRA score
    attempted to repeal obamacare
    supports #boycottbeyonce
    can name everyone on "duck dynasty"
    actually bought carly fiorina's book
    faints at the mention of reagan
    allergic to facts
    forgets the third department
    very worried about "traditional marriage"
    is a slytherin
    please clap
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    My IQ dropped there
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    I'm pretty sure this could be mistaken for a modern poem
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    It's actually a list of joke "factors" that are supposedly used by a site called "gopharmony.com" to help you find your perfect match amongst the US Republican presidential candidates, in a joke video made by the Democrats for Valentine's Day.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Remember!
    Cooks in only 3 minutes! both directions!
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    If it is cooked in the forest where nobody can smell it, does it smell?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    lrdgck wrote: »
    If it is cooked in the forest where nobody can smell it, does it smell?


    Does it have a body?

    If so, and nobody can smell it, then it cannot smell.

    If it has no body, then it may yet be able to smell.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    glennmagusharvey wrote: »
    Remember!
    Cooks in only 3 minutes! both directions!



    Too many cooks?



  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Icalasari wrote: »
    glennmagusharvey wrote: »
    Remember!
    Cooks in only 3 minutes! both directions!



    Too many cooks?




    The libertarian cook and the conservative cook begin arguing. -more-
    The green slime leaves the room.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    The communist cook casts asperations at the monarchist cook's ancestry! -more-
    The minarchist cook throws a cream pie at colonialist cook!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-02-23 04:16:45
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    The tengu opens the chest.  The tengu picks up a scroll. -more-
    The tengu reads a scroll!  Bags of popcorn appear around the tengu! -more-
    The tengu picks up a bag of popcorn. -more
    The tengu begins to eat the bag of popcorn.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    The green slime hits the tengu!  The tengu turns to slime! -more-
    The green slime continues eating the bag of popcorn.
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