If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
Literally meat-space topic.
Time spent to prepare bacon for human consumption: 5-20 minutes, depending on how you do it.
Time spent to consume bacon: 1-10 minutes.
Time spent to clean up afterwards and deal with a large profusion of bacon grease all over the place: 45-90 minutes.
Next time, please use the toaster oven.