IJBM: Finding your fly unzipped

Bee · 2013-12-01 23:00:32

and having no idea how long this has been the case.

Schitzo · 2013-12-01 23:41:02

I uh... tend to go commando a lot, so I see to it that it's zipped at all times.

InsanityAddict · 2013-12-02 06:00:32

Just get a boxer with a zipper. Or put a zipper on your privates(yes, there are people who actually do this by creative use of piercings).

Naas_Human · 2013-12-02 07:43:42

@ that last sentence:

AAAAAAAAARGH!

Schitzo · 2013-12-02 12:44:47

Stormtroper · 2013-12-02 13:58:50

I uh... tend to go commando a lot, so I see to it that it's zipped at all times.

Back in school, a classmate once had his pants unzipped while going commando.

eep

Or put a zipper on your privates(yes, there are people who actually do this by creative use of piercings).

eep

Icalasari · 2013-12-02 16:16:30

^ eepeep!

Bee · 2013-12-02 16:33:28

InsanityAddict · 2013-12-02 19:01:25

Because bodymodders ruin everything(Stelarc still rocks, though).

lrdgck · 2013-12-04 17:21:08

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