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Lessons learned from porn(NSFW-you don't say)

InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
edited 2013-06-09 14:11:54 in Webspace
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*The secret to eternal youth is becoming a pornstar-you'll stay 'just turned 18' forever


*Kissing also means you have to use your partner as a human spitoon


*Third time's the charm-a photoset alone is insufficient, we also need a film of the photoshoot, and a behind-the-scenes of footage cut from said film


*The dude only grunts, the lady screams like a banshee-unless the dude has a camera, than he won't shut up for the life of him


*Dirty talk consists of variants of these three lines: "Do you like my X" "I'm so horny" and "Fuck me"


*Kinky, expensive outfits that take time to put on are to be removed in the very first minute of the vid


*You can't be dominant as a lady without dressing in leather and telling the dude to lick your boots


*Candids are great for lovers of bathroom mirrors

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