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Not all things are appropriate as gifts.

glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
edited 2013-06-05 07:08:16 in General
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

So my mom tutored this one kid many, many years ago.  Then we moved to another state.  Said kid's mom decided to pay us a visit while stopping by our town, and gave us a gift: a gigantic chalice-shaped punch bowl.


 


It was never used; it sat coated in cling-wrap in the basement in order to prevent spiders from making it into a haven; and I think it was ultimately given away when we moved out of there a few years later.

Comments

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I was thinking that if I ever had an Irish or Polish girlfriend, I'd one day give her a bouquet of potatoes. If she takes offense, she is well within her rights and I have made a horrible mistake; if she finds it funny, I've found a keeper. 


    Note that this is a horrible idea. 

  • FormaldehydeFormaldehyde
    You fool, you gave away the most important thing you'll ever touch in your life. Get it back. Right this very second.
  • BastionBastion
    smote

    *sneezes*

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