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The sizes of video game characters

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2013-04-28 20:40:44 in Media
No rainbow star
I just found out Kirby is 8 inches tall. The freaking living black hole who I thought was the size of a child is 8 inches tall

Who comes up with these sizes!?

Comments

  • BeeBee


     


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  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Well, they kinda had to resize him for SSB. Otherwise you'd have stuff like "Samus steps on Olimar. Samus wins!"

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    It's important to remember that the fighters in SSB aren't the characters, but toy versions of the characters.

  • SaturnSaturn
    Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

    Mario is really short, though. :p


    Like, gnome height.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^He isn't eight inches tall, though.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    ^^ Assuming Princess Peach is average height, Mario suffers from dwarfism until he takes a mushroom

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    inb4 Fat Ganondorf

  • BeeBee
    edited 2013-04-29 01:05:06

    Okay, so at least SSB has an excuse for weird proportions, but...


     



     


    The artist kid is barely a foot tall.


    WTF.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    King Dedede is about twice as tall as Kirby


    That would mean King Dedede is 16 inches



    The Little Penguin (Eudyptula minor) is the smallest species of penguin. The penguin, which usually grows to an average of 33 cm (13 in) in height and 43 cm (17 in) in length (though specific measurements vary by subspecies),[2][3] is found on the coastlines of southern Australia and New Zealand, with possible records from Chile.


    Apart from Little Penguins, they have several common names. In Australia, they are also referred to as Fairy Penguins because of their tiny size. In New Zealand, they are also called Little Blue Penguins, or just Blue Penguins, owing to their slate-blue plumage, and they are called Kororā in Māori.




     


    Suddenly it makes perfect sense

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    ...oh my God, does that mean that Dark Matter/Zero is barely Bilbo's height?

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    ^ He's still pretty freaking terrifying, however

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    Not so terrifying when you can knock him over with a single kick, now is he.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    Eelektross: Wouldn't him being dark matter mean you get kind of decayed or something if you touch him?


     


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