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Apple/Mango General

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2013-04-24 17:54:02 in Wonderful posts
No rainbow star
Because having this thread is a fruity idea, or something.

To start things off... anyone looking forward to the upcoming fruit season?

It looks mostly unremarkable (read: it looks like shit), but I've been pleasantly surprised by a few fruits this season, so who knows what will happen next season, right?


Will probably be eating... (at least a few fruits.  I'll probably drop a lot of these)


Mangifera Altissima
Aceymac Apple

Vista Bella Apple
Mangifera Collina
Mangifera Orophila
Mangifera Bullata
Coop 31 Apple
Mangifera Flava

Granny Smith Apple
Christmas Apple

Leather Coat Apple
Mangifera Transversalis

Mangifera Dewildei
Zuccalmaglio's Reinette Apple

Mangifera Gracilipes
Viking Apple

Razor Russet Apple


Bold are the ones I'm most interested in, strikethrough are the ones I'll probably eat a bite or two of but don't really expect anything from

Comments

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    I see a distinct lack of mango in this thread. You sir, shame yourself!

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-04-24 18:00:08

    this would've been more amusing if it came earlier.


    Also, needs fruit juice joke.



    I see a distinct lack of mango in this thread. You sir, shame yourself!



    Uh, Mangifera = mango.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    edited 2013-04-24 18:02:56
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    ^ Like this? BTW I like apples, but have never learned to pay attention to the... how do you call it... you know, like dog race but for plants.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Here in my village, if you want a fruit, you rip it off a tree.


    Don't need no fancy names, no.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-04-24 18:25:20

    Like this?



    No, like this. (note: that thread is probably nsfw and a whole lot of other things) Also, $ 5 000 asking price? That sounds kinda much.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Huh. That was something
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    I've taken a liking to kiwis recently, because I can eat them directly with a spoon and that's cool. Also they taste very good. 5/5 would eat in repeated occasions.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    > (note: that thread is probably nsfw and a whole lot of other things)



    Do not post NSFW links outside NSFW threads.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Also, no mention of honeycrisp apples? I am disappoint.
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-04-24 20:52:52

    ^^ Well, the thread linked is one from this site, and I wasn't really sure anyway, since it's just text.

  • BeeBee

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    CU: When did that rule happen? I thought it was allowed provided the link was labelled
  • FormaldehydeFormaldehyde
    Honeycrisp apples are amazing, be sure to try one.
  • 707ruz707ruz
    "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    ^^ that's only in NSFW threads like the Images thread.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2013-04-25 00:13:02
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Well, the thread linked is one from this site, and I wasn't really sure anyway, since it's just text



    Oh. Well, that probably isn't a problem then.



    When did that rule happen?



    It has been like that for as long as I can recall. But nobody actually reads the rules so this is actually fairly obscure >:/

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    We mods should put an easter egg in there.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    But what about -- 


    -is gagged-

  • FormaldehydeFormaldehyde
    Horrible fruit thread sex story




    It took me far too long to realize that I was the one that wrote that.
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