Corruption of Champions [ very nsfw]

Saturn · 2013-04-19 23:38:14

Let us talk about this wondering game I am currently playing.

55 inches.

ClockworkUniverse · 2013-04-19 23:39:02

Image is broken.

Saturn · 2013-04-19 23:43:13

Fixed.

Schitzo · 2013-04-20 00:44:47

Legionnaire · 2013-04-20 00:58:36

Fuschlatz · 2013-04-20 01:12:04

This should be fun!

Eelektross · 2013-04-20 02:16:33

Super Lazuli · 2013-04-20 10:30:15

ClockworkUniverse · 2013-04-20 10:31:15

^^^^^, ^^^^, ^^, ^: What they said.

nohaynicklibre · 2013-04-20 10:37:07

glennmagusharvey · 2013-04-20 10:55:17

dumbfounded

Crimson · 2013-04-20 11:35:35

Icalasari · 2013-04-20 12:33:00

Meh, I've read worse

DYRE · 2013-04-20 12:59:36

I wonder why seemingly every porny text game involves crazy fantasy stuff like giant mutated multipenises and stuff.

Schitzo · 2013-04-20 13:29:34

lol cerberdick.

Bee · 2013-04-20 15:06:56

Image is broken.

Fixed.

It has to be still broken. Because if it isn't, my brain is.

Nyktos · 2013-04-20 16:00:52

>OP
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MillerCross · 2013-04-20 16:23:09

MadassAlex · 2013-04-20 18:35:54

Glowsquid · 2013-04-20 19:04:57

Fantastic! I was getting tired of fapping to FATAL.

Formaldehyde · 2013-04-20 20:20:11

Why doesn't the protagonist wear condoms? It's like he doesn't care if he gets an STD. It's stories like these that contribute to rising teen pregnancy rates.

Saturn · 2013-04-20 22:30:21

You can wear condoms and get STDs. Also there is a fertility stat for both female AND male. You DONT want to be a mall and get that stat up

Eelektross · 2013-04-20 22:54:52

It's time for a DERAIL (please please please anything is better than this)

So, who's excited for the upcoming Monster Hunter 4?

Saturn · 2013-04-20 23:00:20

No, I'm going to keep talking about the thing I made this thread for.

I feel having multiple penises would be more harmful than good.

Bee · 2013-04-20 23:14:00

It'd certainly make for interesting dilemmas. Do you have to have multiple zippers on pants, or what? Does armor need multiple codpieces?

DYRE · 2013-04-20 23:16:38

Now that I think of it, in the OP, are each (or at least one) of those penises 55 inches long (possible if they apparently reach at least all the way to his heart, though I'm not sure how literally they mean that), or is that the total length of all of them? Are all of them inside the minotaur's rectum or just one? Everything after "cluster of mutated dicks" seems to just assume that you only have one penis, which doesn't seem to be the case.

Formaldehyde · 2013-04-20 23:24:28

You can wear condoms and get STDs. Also there is a fertility stat for both female AND male. You DONT want to be a mall and get that stat up

Why doesn't the protagonist of this post learn to shitpost? It's posts like these that contribute to the rising count of unfunny.

Icalasari · 2013-04-20 23:40:04

Saturn: Snakes have two "penises" (hemipenes - the semen goes down grooves on the outside. Here, let me get a picture for you: NSFW, DUH!)

Saturn · 2013-04-20 23:49:57

I'm pretty sure each penis is 55 inches long.

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