I want to punch a shark

thatguythere47 · 2011-01-10 19:32:52

I don't know why, but recently I've had this urge to punch a shark in the face and tell him he looks retarded. Any tips on shark punching?

arks · 2011-01-10 19:34:46

Step 1: Find shark water
Step 2: Get chum
Step 3-6: ???
Step 7: Punch the motherfucking shark in the motherfucking face.

thatguythere47 · 2011-01-10 19:43:14

on step 5 right now.

Longfellow · 2011-01-10 20:38:08

For some reason I sang this topic title to the tune of "I want to hold your hand".

snailbait · 2011-01-10 20:58:58

I thought this thread was going to be about Dane Cook. >>

Super Lazuli · 2011-01-10 21:30:12

Can I just ask how this compulsion came about?

You may want to see someone if you're having "punch shit" compulsions.

Lolipod_Distortion · 2011-01-10 21:31:26

Do eet faggot!

Gelzo · 2011-01-10 21:54:31

This urge probably comes from hearing over and over how you can punch a shark's nose to get him to GTFO.

Just makes it tempting once you know you can do that.

Super Lazuli · 2011-01-10 21:58:14

Does that actually work? That always seemed to me to be one of those things that people think works but it doesn't.

Noimporta · 2011-01-10 22:00:09

You may want to see someone if you're having "punch shit" compulsions.

No, I'm pretty sure it's a shark he wants to punch.

Gelzo · 2011-01-10 22:02:04

I think the Mythbusters tried it, and the shark at least responded to jabs to the gills.

Tnophelia · 2011-01-10 23:13:44

I want to REDACTED a shark.

Or at least a shark/merman hybrid. Or shark/mermaid hybrid.

Not for vore though, for semeification.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-01-10 23:23:14

Punch shark.
???
PROFIT!

thatguythere47 · 2011-01-11 20:34:19

if you hit a precise point on it's nose, yes it stuns the shark. But fuck that, I want to punch a shark in the dick!

Khwarizmi · 2011-01-11 20:51:28

Do sharks even have dicks?

Anonus · 2011-01-11 20:55:57

No.

Khwarizmi · 2011-01-11 20:57:51

Huh. That was more than I wanted to know about shark mating habits.

I guess you could punch it in the pelvic fin?

thatguythere47 · 2011-01-11 21:02:34

huh, dickless bitch doesn't even deserved to be punched. Guess I can go punch a bear in the dick or something.

Gelzo · 2011-01-11 21:22:29

Great. Now I know that "I'm a shaaaaark, suck my diiiiiick." meme is inaccurate.

LouieW · 2011-01-12 00:08:49

I thought it was common knowledge that pile-driving a shark was way more manly than just punching one. I guess you might not be going for manliness, but I cannot imagine why that would be.

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