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there is a boombox blasting calypso music glued to your kitchen table
you can't move it or turn it off, and it is indestructible.
what do you do
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Remove the batteries?
you can't turn it off.
Remove kitchen table.
Or disassemble it and build indestructible music robot with parts.
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Throw away my kitchen table.
Actually, if you're going to throw away your kitchen table anyway, and the boombox is indestructible anyway, you might as well take the chance to table-flip.
Dance the fucking night away
wait, fuck, my kitchen table is physically part of my house.
So...I'd first see if there are any important scientific applications for an immovable, indestructable object.
Failing in that, I'd have a soundproofed containment cube built around it.
^ Unstoppable Force vs. Immovable Object
I'd feel more than determined than ever to try and get my hands on some marijuana.
Remove the batteries. Failing that, replace the table.