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Strawberry flavored things

edited 2012-12-21 17:40:34 in General

They never seem to actually taste like strawberries.

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  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    They taste red.

  • But you never had any to begin with.

    Super Lazuli, I believe you have mixed up strawberry flavouring and grape flavouring. It is grape flavouring that tastes of a colour. Namely, purple.

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Good. Real strawberries are sour as shit.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    And Raspberry flavoring tastes blue more than anything like raspberries. 

  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    hence "blue raspberry".


    More blue than raspberry.


     


     

  • And pear drops don't taste like pears.
  • This is why you should just use fresh fruit.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Watermelon candy never tastes like real watermelons.

  • There is love everywhere, I already know

    This is why you should just use fresh fruit.



    But fresh fruit doesn't taste as sweet.


    ^ That's probably cause watermelons are mostly water... though I'm not sure what concentrated melon bits taste like.

  • edited 2012-12-22 10:35:49

    ^ Put bits of sugar on them. Or make something with them. I said use fresh fruit. Not necessarily eat it just like that. (although fresh fruit on it's own is usually good enough for me. I don't need food to be all that sweet. Just that some are a bit too sour)

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Fresh fruit tastes much better than candy most of the time anyway.

  • edited 2012-12-22 11:06:09
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    Fruit is great, but I really like [artificially sweetened] sweet stuff.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    > artificially sweetened


    EWW

  • There is love everywhere, I already know

    Let me tell you


    about Maynards wine gums.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Gummy candies are decent.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    I prefer stuff that doesn't actually taste like the fruit it's named after, as well. Strawberry, Watermelon, and Grape-"flavored" stuff is generally pretty good. Actual fruit is generally pretty okay, but I don't like it as much. Actually, the only fruits I think I really like are apples and tangerines.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    how can you people not like fruit


    how can you people prefer fruit-flavored candy over fruits


    what is wrong with you


    fruits >>>>>>> candies

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Depends on the fruit.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    For most fruits, though, the fruit is better.  Fruits are juicy and refreshing but also sweet, but not too sweet either.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    They're also often stickier than candies, and the texture of many fruits can be odd (fucking grapes).

  • Mangoes and bananas aren't too sticky.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    That's why I specified "often", because it varies from food to food. There are candies that are stickier than all fruits, and fruits that aren't at all sticky.

  • You can change. You can.

    grapes are awesome shut yer whore mouth

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    grapes taste great


    but they're squishy packets of delicious grape flesh wrapped in horrible grape skin

  • Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!
    Grape soda mmmm
  • Has friends besides tanks now

    I've never had nearly as much of a problem with grape skins as with apple skins.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Apple skin isn't so bad. At least an apple is firm so you can bite its skin easily enough.

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Grapes are great.


    Seedless grapes are disgusting.


    Grape-flavored things are poison.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    you're disgusting >:(

  • edited 2012-12-22 12:30:37

    Your mom is disgusting >:D


    (amidoingitrite?)

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