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SEGA Licenses Official Sonic Porn.
Uh, guys, April Fool's day isn't for another four months... Guys? Sega?
Oh God, you're serious! WHY SEGA, WHY?! You were JUST starting to be awesome again! WHY?!
Please, please, please be fake...
Comments
Like the article's commenters, I have the following response:
sauce plz
Yeah I'm like 99% sure it's fake.
The story after it is this.
It's most definitely fake.
Admittedly some of the articles are pretty funny.
the blog's made by CrazyGoggs, just fyi.
^^ The comments on that other post feel like there's something really wrong with humanity. Or something.
A conversation on this subject I had with my friend today was priceless.
Me: "Dude, look at this: SEGA licences official Sonic porn."
Him: "Hmmm, okay."
Me: "What do you mean, okay? Who would even watch this shit?"
Him: "I would!"
Me: "You jack off to drawn hedgehogs?"
Him: "Yes!"
Me: "dude wtf"
I'm pretty sure he's joking, but in the unfortunate case that he's not, he's the last person you would expect to watch that kind of stuff.
Yeah I had a roommate I could see saying that, but he'd say pretty much anything he found amusingly outrageous.
Well, if it is true, the fact that it'd never occur to you until now would prove that he's discrete enough about his fetishes that they don't become immediately obvious and intrude conversation with him. So good for him.
But at the same time, if it is true, he did just blurt it out like that.
Some people have amazing abilities of deadpan improv comedy. Also known as exploiting Poe's Revolving Door.
Because the specific subject came up, there's a difference between not pushing it like a creepy fuck, and actively hiding it.
Still, it's probably not serious, but, you know.
Ooooh is this the bit where we speculate on some stranger's fetishes?
well put me down for twenty bucks on "He wanks to hedgehogs. TECHNICOLOR HEDGEHOGS"
Hey man nothing wrong with that.
Nanananananananananananananananana BAT TIIIIIIIIIIIITS.
He's a major Batman fan, so...
^ I think that would be Earth 11. Or is that the Young Justice world?
No, I mean the actual Batman is female.
No, dude, Batman is a dude.
-looks it up-
Yes, I was talking about Earth-11.
Where everyone is reverse-gendered, yep. Batman is indeed a woman there, as is Superman.
I still have this idea in my head of a great Spidergirl movie.
Also Batman Beyond.
Anya or May Watson?
May Watson, probably.
Obviously bad guy choice is a Green Goblin legacy thing. Main themes dealing with Legacy and living up to your name, destiny and having something thrown at you without choice, and what do decide to do with that, great power, responsiblity, yada yada.
Also Spider-Girl in tight outfit.