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The Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Cartoon
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You know, I just realised that it's very convenient that metal loses its magnetism when exposed to extreme heat; imagine the hilarious bloodshed that would ensue if, say, swords retained their magnetism.
Unless the individual components had opposite charges.
Which would mean that different parts of each sword would attract or expel different parts of other swords. Which means that sword fights would be based around the manipulation of magnetic fields through different grip configurations.
This is getting kind of awesome.
You... you've never watched the Simpsons, Formaldehyde?
I... i think I need to lie down.
The Simpsons. With sword wielders. Having Magneto powers. In the foyer. With the candlestick!
...to the tune of Beginner. With the lyrics "Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa etc.".
Who are the Simpsons, and where do I have to go to see them? Are they a stage troupe?
Ugh. I'm only going to say this once:
If and when you decide to buy DVD sets of them, only bother with seasons 1 - 8. Nothing more.
Wow, this is getting kind of sad.
Maybe if you wrapped the joke in a dollar bill he would be more willing to take it.
Sorreh. *disappears*
Cheapskate.