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Why can't I focus?

glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
edited 2012-11-27 15:06:19 in Meatspace
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

I am especially time-crunched right now and yet I'm still wasting time on the intarwebz.

Comments

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    because you keep making the same threads across three different forums.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2012-11-27 15:22:33

    ^ Pfffft.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Because you don't have a shift key?

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-11-27 15:54:41
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    If your camera has autofocus and it's turned on, that might be interfering with manual focusing.


    If it doesn't, that probably means something's broken. Do you know a good camera repairman?

  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales


    because you keep making the same threads across three different forums.



  • NoimportaNoimporta

    Poor impulse control, etc.


     


    Also, feels, knowledge of them, etc.

  • BeeBee

    Because you don't have a shift key?



    OH GODDAMN IT you ninja >:(

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Let us establish an equation in which I = internet, H = Any Human and F = focus. Thus you obtain:


    I + H = - F. 


    So, in order to obtain F, you must do this:


    F =  H - I


    see there you go


    (I'm pretty sure Algebra doesn't work that way but I'm a writer, fuck your algebra)

  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales

    that doesn't work because if you take H from both sides you'll get F= -H-I.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    (I'm pretty sure Algebra doesn't work that way but I'm a writer, fuck your algebra)



  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales

    Just because you're a writer doesn't mean you can tell lies to kids.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    IJBM has kids?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Just because you're a writer doesn't mean you can tell lies to kids.



    dude what do you think fiction writers do for a living


    let me tell ya, toy story? not a harrowing account of the heartbreaking but true story of Woody and Buzz's first encounter

  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales

    dude what do you think fiction writers do for a living


    let me tell ya, toy story? not a harrowing account of the heartbreaking but true story of Woody and Buzz's first encounter



    Don't Pixar go out of their way to be realistic in their story telling?


     


    So wont that count as a bad example?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I'm just saying, toys don't come alive when you're not looking, dude. It is still a lie Pixar told kids.


    see what i mean

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    I have a test in literally one minute and I'm still here.

  • SaturnSaturn
    edited 2012-11-27 17:45:04
    Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

    Juan, how do you KNOW toys don't come alive with you're not looking?


    I mean, that's the whole point dude.


    Also, it still bugs me but, why did buzz not move around even though he thought he wasn't a toy?

  • dmboogiedmboogie
    probably human

    @Saturn


    His toy instincts just took over?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Juan, how do you KNOW toys don't come alive with you're not looking?



    I may or may not have hidden cameras around my room to record my toys when i was a kid

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    but


    what if cameras count as eyes

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    toys don't start moving because there are no eyes


    toys start moving because they don't think there are eyes


    if they don't know there are cameras (and i'd like to think five year old me was a sneaky camera recorder) then  it follows that...well

  • SaturnSaturn
    Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!
    but they saw you placing the camera right?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    i put all of my toys on a huge trunk before doing it why

  • 707ruz707ruz
    "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    They probably were confused when you placed them on the trunk. They maybe knew something was up and discovered the camera.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    How do you know the camera isn't sentient?

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    > Juan wanting to film Toy Story as a kid


    Predictabo.

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