Neckbeards

Bob

I'm sorry, but they just look disgusting to me. Every single on I've ever seen looks gross, and they're all horrendously long. Who has the patience to actually grow something like that out in the first place? And before anyone drops in crying "SUBJECTIVITY!", yes, I know there are people out there that think they look good and those people deserve to be killed in the most gruesome way imaginable. Still, that's never stopped anyone from complaining about anything before. Again, they just look gross, like you could accidentally some food, dirt and dust in one and not even know it.

snowbull

I shave my mine off every day, but for some reason my facial hair growth stops directly at my jawline.

Bob

So, your facial hair only covers your neck? That's possible?

snowbull

It crawls up and around my ears, but it avoids any part of me that might be called a face. It's spring break for me, and I'm not planning anything for a couple of days, so maybe I can take a picture in a couple of days.

Saigyouji

Snowcloning yourself? Well, I guess it makes a change.

Bob

Not a snowclone. I just didn't want people mixing the two complaints up.

snowbull

Then why are the titles the same

why

Bob

BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME GODDAMMIT, DON'T QUESTION MY THREAD NAMING-NESS, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANTED TO PISS OFF KOMODIN AT ALL, SHUT UP

Noimporta

For reference, are you talking about beards that extend to the neck, or beards that grow exclusively/mostly on the neck?

FrodoGoofballCoTV

I wish neck hair did not exist.  My neck hairs grow annoyingly fast, faster than the hair I want to keep.

Bob

^^I never knew that beards could grow exclusively / mostly on the neck. Anyway, I guess both?

^After seeing you as a girl for so long, that post is slightly confusing. :V

snowbull

If someone had one of those really long old sage style beards I think neck hair could be excusable.

Noimporta

I never knew that beards could grow exclusively / mostly on the neck.

It's rare, though some people do this deliberately. I was mostly trying to differentiate between this and this.

Bob

That first one counts as a neckbeard? Huh, I guess I wasn't talking about those kinds, then. Yeah, the latter.

Noimporta

That first one counts as a neckbeard? 

That's what I wanted to know.

Bob

Well, I don't consider it to be one, but then again, I don't know shit about hair growing on someone's face below their eyebrows.

Vorpy

Like this.

FrodoGoofballCoTV

^ <3

Triumphant example.