"Drive By" by Train is skeevy as hell.

Ironweaver

Happy, upbeat pop songs can sometimes be way darker than you would expect them to be. I, for one, hope it's intentional.

On the other side of a street I knew

Stood a girl that looked like you

I guess that's deja vu

But I thought this can't be true

'Cause you moved to west L.A or New York or Santa Fe

Or where ever to get away from me

He must be such a gentleman.

Oh but that one night

Was more than just right

I didn't leave you cause I was all through

Oh I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell

Because I really fell for you

Be careful with whom you have one-night stands, girls, they might begin stalking you across the whole country and then write a song about it.

Oh I swear to ya

I'll be there for ya

This is not a drive by

When a girl instinctively thinks that you're going to shoot her when she sees your car, know that you are doing something wrong.

Just a shy guy looking for a two ply

Hefty bag to hold my love

I... think I've had enough. 

Kraken

They've always been bad at lyricking.

Super Lazuli

Train's lyrics are strange.

Unfortunately of late they've been strange in a bad way as opposed to a charmingly nonsensical way.

Similar in concept, I think "Everybody Talks" is secretly about a younger boy who's into cougars. 

Kraken

"Mama" back in the sixties or fifties or whatever was also slang for attractive young women, not unlike "shawty" of today.

Super Lazuli

Yeah but nowadays it's generally slang for older women when used to denote age.

Also there's reference to a love shack.

Which can mean many things, and is also a B-52s reference. 

Kraken

Yes, but the song is distinctly written to invoke the spirit of yesteryear.