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No, that's not in the wrong order. Sure, snowclone this if you want.
I just pulled off "Have they hit you up?" "Who?" "These nuts." on one of my friends. I normally hate these jokes, and i don't know if it's because its annoying when it gets pulled off on me, or if I just hate lowbrow in general.
This actually felt satisfying though. Probably cause no one expects me to say them.
EDIT: Apparently, this joke is called DEEZ NUTZ
... okay.
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I don't understand "deez nuts".
I...I just don't get it. What is the joke?
a vulgar variation of a knock knock joke, i suppose. You sucker someone in to asking for clarification, and then you answer with a pun and then "deez nuts".
for example:
"Can I borrow that CD?"
"What CD?"
"SEE DEZ NUTS?! (these nuts)"
But yeah, its kind of a shit joke.
I dislike frat jokes, but I decided to tell one to my friends to lighten the atmosphere, they then proceeded to give me weird looks. So I know what you mean, never again.
"Do you know the awkward feel when someone leaves in the middle of a conversation?"
*walks away*
@Schitzo: No, I understand that. I just can't figure out why it's meant to be funny.
that fratbro fascination douchebags have with genitals, even ones that aren't their own? I dunno.
Huh. I didn't know there was actually a joke to "Deez Nuts." But if there is, I could see that being funny if you know that the person on the other end of the joke will be irrationally annoyed by a simple genitalia joke.