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The Heavy Weapons Guy is Russian, and just looking at the Heavy achievements tells you that he's a communist.
Obamacare is communist because it is the government running healthcare.
Therefore, HEAVY IS OBAMACARE
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It costs 400,000 dollars to fire his minigun for 12 seconds...but think of how much insurance you SAVE!
Heavy is a death panel.
If Heavy is death panel, everyone dies.
Oh wait, everyone dies anyway.
Fridge Brilliance!
The Azorius guild is a senate.
The Rakdos guild is a circus.
Circuses and senates are both Roman in origin.
Therefore, Azorius is BASICALLY Rakdos.
I assume that they're both involved in political intrigue because that's also Roman in origin. Because Caesar was the first political figure to be offed as a result of political intrigue.
I mean, that's what Shakespeare said; the settings of Macbeth and Hamlet are much later.
The Senate is corrupt.
Senility causes political intrigue.
Old people are spies.
Jullie begrijpen dit niet.
Ik begrijp mezelf af en toe niet.
That's why you all speak perfect Dutch on occassion.