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IJBM, I have one... very important question...

edited 2012-08-15 02:59:30 in General
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

...got a smoke?


More seriously I just got smoking cravings. For the first in a long time. Fortunately everything's closed here and I'm too drunk to justify driving. 


Still, gaaah.

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  • They're somethin' else.

    I remember when TVT tried to evangelize some "tv says smoking is cool, imma try it and post how cool i am later" dolt out of trying to smoking.

    if that's drama importation, i apologize, you may nuke this post.

    Other than that, its no hobby of mine, but if I was, i'd give ya one, Malky.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    You quit smoking, then?

  • LaiLai
    edited 2012-08-15 03:12:49
    Got gum.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^Long looooong time ago. When I was nineteen.


    I fell off the wagon once after a bad break up but that was over a year ago.


    The cravings seem to have subsided. Rum seems to have helped.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Good job!

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I should probably quit. 


    But smokes are like a secret social weapon, too. 

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Smoke actually causes my asthma to play up. Even/especially secondhand smoke.


    So clearly, you should stop smoking so that I can go to Melbourne. :|

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^You know it was the reverse for me.


    I can't tell you how many girls in college gave me these looks that made me want to quit that encouraged it.


    Of course, being super poor helped.

  • They're somethin' else.

    I hear it's an expensive habit.

  • edited 2012-08-15 04:35:42
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    In the New York at least. Nine fucking dollars a pack. 


    Most states are only a few dollars better mind, but still.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    >$9 a pack


    >not $20 or more


    what world do you live on

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I was rounding down, but Jesus how do people in Australia afford lung cancer?

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I think you can buy some packs for around $17, but most are $20 to $25...

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Christ that's like four to five comic books.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    It'd probably be better for you to smoke five comic books, too.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I'm kind of awful at helping people quit. See, I'm pretty generous when it comes to handing out cigarettes, so people who know they ought not smoke can get a smoke off me without much hassle. It's kind of like an investment, really. You give out a few cigarettes, someone gets hooked and it all comes back to you later.


    /Ed Byrne

  • edited 2012-08-15 06:27:25
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    The prices in Australia are a direct result of this country's anti-smoking legislation, and personally I think most of it is utter bullshit. I myself would never go anywhere near tobacco, but I don't think a third party should be directly responsible in any way for deciding what adults can and can't put into their bodies.


    I mean, what if you like to drink beer a lot? How would you feel if your government started raising alcohol taxes to absolutely ludicrous levels? And forcing all the brewers to overpopulate their labels with warnings along the general lines of "beer kills brain cells"? And making it so that people on national TV aren't allowed to even name brands of alcoholic drink?


  • edited 2012-08-15 06:05:30
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Honestly can't tell if you're serious.


    Anyway, there may be a link between secondhand smoke and an increase in the number of children with asthma/the severity of asthma in children.


    And honestly, I don't have a problem with the government telling people to fuck off with their smoking in pubs, shops and so on, seeing as how it wreaks havoc with my lungs.

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    I won't deny that non-smoking zones are a good thing, as are non-alcohol zones, but I seriously do not agree with the rest of it.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Well... I dunno.


    See, the high price of smokes was a big factor for my mother. She was a chain smoker- she would smoke three, four packs a week. That did tend to cut out a lot of money she could have spent on like, food.


    However, on the rare occasion that we did actually have more money than normal, my mother tended to spend it on buying more smokes. And on those weeks, I would often end up in hospital from an asthma attack a few days in.


    So... the prices may be ridiculous, but on the other hand, as a limiting factor, it is rather effective. It stops people from buying as many smokes as they otherwise may, and for teenagers without a lot of money, it does tend to stop them from being able to afford a lot. (Except for, you know, smokes bought in schoolyards and stuff, but it's hard to chain-smoke those.)

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Thing is, there isn't really a "secondhand drinking" the way there's secondhand smoke.


    Not to mention that I don't know of any well-documented benefits to nicotine consumption.

  • edited 2012-08-15 06:56:58
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    I think easy access to more-or-less effective rehabilitation programs should be plenty help for those who actually want to give it up, be it for their own sake or for the sake of other people that they care about...


    If a national government can't provide that, then I guess it doesn't have much choice but to try and force the stuff out of the people's hands, but it's still a management problem that should be solved eventually.




    Thing is, there isn't really a "secondhand drinking" the way there's secondhand smoke.





    Drunk people are generally more likely to hurt others in situations where they wouldn't dream of it if they were sober. If that's not a second-hand effect of alcohol, I don't know what is.





    Not to mention that I don't know of any well-documented benefits to nicotine consumption.





    ...okay, that's something I can't really argue.


  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I thought about drunk people doing bad things, but (1) it isn't guaranteed to happen the way secondhand smoke is a guaranteed stink anytime someone lights up, (2) generally doesn't happen with minor consumption of alcohol (which can't be said of smoking).


    Also, annoying behaviors of drunks can be controlled to some extent, dialing down its effects by having people go home and avoid contexts that might get them in trouble, for instance, while you can't really do that with secondhand smoke.

  • You can change. You can.

    I still smoke from time to time but I have managed to not make it a regular thing through sheer force of will.


    Well, honestly, I don't know. I just don't seem to have an addictive personality when it comes to drugs.

  • I'm a damn twisted person
    Nevere really been much for cigarettes or cigars, but I do end up smoking hookah with friends about once a week. Thankfully setting up the hookah is such a hassle and the nicotine buzz isn't really there, I can't worry about smoking shisha all the time.
  • edited 2012-08-15 13:05:16
    Loser

    I guess Australia's cigarette laws also make it so companies are not even allowed to put logos and stuff on their packages. That does sound a bit stricter than how things are in most countries.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Drunk people are generally more likely to hurt others in situations where they wouldn't dream of it if they were sober. If that's not a second-hand effect of alcohol, I don't know what is.



    You have to actually get drunk for that to happen. If you drink responsibly, it doesn't. But if you light up a cigarette at all, even just for a few seconds, everyone else in the room gets to breathe it too.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    > smoking inside
    > unless everyone else is a smoker, too 

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Yeah, fair enough. But it happens if you do it outside too.

  • edited 2012-08-15 13:11:12
    Diet NEET

    Smoking makes one less fat, perhaps?


    The only beef I have with smoking is the disgusting smell that sits in your clothes and clogs up the nostrils. Even 5 minutes in the vicinity is enough for that shit to occur.


    As for boozing up, I'm really not the most objective of people on that subject, but the same rules apply as with most drugs: don't do it alone, don't do it when moody, don't it to become a more interesting person, have a tripsitter of sorts at the handy and view your limits as a limit and not something that needs to be overcome.

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