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Limbaugh says Bane is anti-Romney propoganda

edited 2012-07-18 05:04:19 in General
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

Never change, Rush. Never change.


There are so many hilarious things wrong with this, from the not understanding Bane has existed for two decades and has been in another Batman movie, not understanding what 'Bane' means, and the fact that Nolan's Batman's movies always seemed to have a conservative bent to me.

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  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    You know, after thinking on it, I am pretty sure that "Rush Limbaugh" is a character Rush Limbaugh plays in public.

  • @Irdgck I think you underestimate the level of drugs that Rush Limbaugh uses.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    I mean, I know people can be crazy, but... no, I just can't get that anyone smart enough to be this kind of a public persona could seriously believe all these things, as opposed to faking it because there's cash in it.

  • He thinks Bane has four eyes and breathes fire. Where did that come from?


    And it's still not as delusional as saying the problem with Bain is "a make-believe controversy". 

  • I'm a damn twisted person
    Ponicalica - fun fact, Limbaugh's blood is a controlled substance due to the high level of various drugs in his system. The corrosive properties also contribute to this classification



    Lrdgck - plenty of influential people ate balls to the wall crazy though . I mean what would be the point of faking this? Nobody will really take this stuff seriously. Plus at best he riles up stupid Romney supporters, who are already riled up.



    Malk - best mental image. Limbaugh going to the NPR station wearing a Bane mask yelling "I will break you!!"
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Limbaugh definitely believes what he says, but he's said before that he plays himself for television.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    RUSH LIMBAUGH: Have you heard, this new movie, the Batman movie -- what is it, the Dark Knight Lights Up or something? Whatever the name of it is. That's right, Dark Knight Rises, Lights Up, same thing. Do you know the name of the villain in this movie? Bane. The villain in the Dark Knight Rises is named Bane. B-A-N-E. What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran, and around which there's now this make-believe controversy? Bain. The movie has been in the works for a long time, the release date's been known, summer 2012 for a long time. Do you think that it is accidental, that the name of the really vicious, fire-breathing, four-eyed, whatever-it-is villain in this movie is named Bane?

    [...]

    LIMBAUGH: Anyway, so this evil villain in the new Batman movie is named Bane. And there's now discussion out there as to whether or not this was purposeful, and whether or not it will influence voters. It's going to have a lot of people. This movie, the audience is going to be huge, lot of people are going to see the movie. And it's a lot of brain-dead people, entertainment, the pop culture crowd. And they're going to hear "Bane" in the movie, and they are going to associate Bain. And the thought is that when they start paying attention to the campaign later in the year, and Obama and the Democrats keep talking about Bain, not Bain Capital, but Bain, Romney and Bain, that these people will think back to the Batman movie --"Oh yeah, I know who that is." There are some people who think it will work. There are some people think it will work. Others think -- "You're really underestimating the American people who think that will work.



    I like how he thinks 'rises' and 'lights up' means the same thing. Also, I like how he thinks people will assume Obama would mean a Batman villain when talking about Bain Capital and somehow Nolan is the one underestimating Americans.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    People like Rush Limbaugh are the bane of political civility.


     

  • You can change. You can.

    No glenn


    puns are not the wayne

  • edited 2012-07-18 15:52:18
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    C'mon, Juan. There's no need to rush.

  • ^^ Hush, you.

  • edited 2012-07-18 15:51:26
    You can change. You can.

    Ugh that hurt so much it left me a bruce

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    WMG: Rush Limbaugh is Tiamat.


     


    I hear you can kill Tiamat in Final Fantasy I, by casting BANE.

  • You can change. You can.

    but that would be a dick move.

  • edited 2012-07-18 17:25:00
    smote

    Shitty puns aside, the fact that Limbaugh thinks he can glibly dismiss the actual issue as a "make-believe controversy" and redirect people's attention to getting mad about a stupid Batman comparison really bothers me. So let's talk about the heart of the problem for a second.


    Which is: Romney is shady as hell. Encouraging people to lie, sinking most of his fortune into tax dodges (instead of putting it back in the US economy), getting most of that fortune from ridiculous business practices like buying companies and effectively strip-mining them and loading them up with debt to pay out to Bain, stealing people's pensions, and basically screwing people over.


    He claims not to have technically broken any laws, but even if that's true (and we only have his word and two tax returns to prove it) he has screwed over so many it's frightening to think what he'd do with the opportunity to affect the entire nation.

  • edited 2012-07-18 17:52:02
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Trickle-down economics wouldn't actually be that bad if rich people actually reinvested their wealth in the U.S. economy.


    Unfortunately, that wealth instead goes into things like Cayman Island bank accounts and Swiss bank accounts.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Swiss bank accounts



    Americans can't actually get those anymore, though I don't think the ones that already exist are going anywhere.

  • I think what happened is that Swiss bank accounts are no longer completely private.

  • edited 2012-07-18 18:11:50
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Yes, but because of that and the fact that US taxes foreign income for its citizens, they no longer let US citizens open accounts.


  • Trickle-down economics wouldn't actually be that bad if rich people actually reinvested their wealth in the U.S. economy.


    Unfortunately, that wealth instead goes into things like Cayman Island bank accounts and Swiss bank accounts.



    The fundamental problem would still remain, though. People with a million times the median wealth don't spend anywhere near a million times the median person; a lot of that money's going to be in a savings account or something. Which is reasonable, but policy keeps being crafted with the opposite assumption, that "the rich are the job creators" and we just need to tax them less or give them fewer restrictions and then they'll stimulate the economy.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I never said it wouldn't be bad.


    I just said it would be less bad.


    You're perfectly right in that giving more people smaller amounts of money makes for a much healthier economy than concentrating wealth among few people.  While it's true that wealthy people do donate a lot of their money, that's still less than more Average Joes injecting their own money through their needs and wants into the economy.

  • >Swiss bank accounts


    >insert rant about Gnomes of Zürich, lack of humour and toll booths here


    The problem with Rush and related tardbaskets is that they don't just view everything through a dichotomous culture war lens, they drag other people into it. I'm wondering if Spec Ops: The Line won't be politicized in the same way sooner or later.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I mostly remember Zurich as being part of a late medieval/early Renaissance war, notable because the HRE and the French actually fucking teamed up to take down the Swiss Confederates (and with the aid of a former Swiss confederate, too). 


    The Swiss Confederates won, which was pretty much a miracle considering that they had the combined might on the Habsburgs and the French breathing down their necks. Granted, the Swiss have long been famous for the quality of their basic infantryman, and that's going to swing a battle more effectively than the best knights or the best cannon. 

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    I like how he seems to not get that the Nolan series is rather conservative/Batman isn't supposed to be a wholly positive protagonist (take your pick).

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Though I thought, initially, that Limbaugh would like Bane. After all, he's an oversized, drug-addicted relic of the 90s.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Don't make false comparisons.


    Bane had some good stories in the 2000s too.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Yes, but I can't really picture Limbaugh acting as a surrogate father figure for a stab happy lesbian.

  • You can change. You can.

    wait what

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    What juan said.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    From Gail Simone's run on Secret Six. Blah blah blah Bane decides to dad it up with Scandal Savage, Vandal Savage's daughter. 

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