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That most people have never heard of SFW porn / don't think SFW porn exists / don't think it'd word

Bob

Bob

2011-03-21 23:43:45 edited 2011-03-22 04:36:26 in Media

I mean, in theory, it should make everyone happy! Porn lovers get to keep their fap material, yet moral guardians don't have to worry about anyone spanking it to lewd pictures! A win-win!

Comments

[Deleted User]

2011-03-21 23:45:08 edited 2012-07-22 17:44:27

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vacasama

2011-03-21 23:46:43
Woki mit deim Popo.

What is this? It's just weird.
Bob

2011-03-21 23:47:23

Iunno, I'm just bored.
randomtropeloser

2011-03-21 23:49:33

Oh, my.... Where do you find these things, MV?
vacasama

2011-03-21 23:50:19
Woki mit deim Popo.

If was something like Fish Heads, I Eat Cannibals, or Shine on Me, I'd certainly watch it.
Vorpy

2011-03-22 00:53:12
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

It's a man?
Bob

2011-03-22 01:03:11

Asshoule, she's a beautiful young woman whom I assume is very self-conscious about her manly physique. Cut her some slack!
randomtropeloser

2011-03-22 01:05:44

Wait, so she is female? Aww, I had my hopes up and everything!
Bob

2011-03-22 04:35:11 edited 2011-03-22 04:44:00

See? Porn doesn't always need to be porn! It could be a picture of two doctors examining something, or a man rescuing a mermaid, or whatever the hell's going on in that last pic!
Komodin

2011-03-22 06:30:34
The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes

Eh, it's all pointless.
ninjaclown

2011-03-22 09:44:50

Why am I laughing?
vacasama

2011-03-22 10:21:33
Woki mit deim Popo.

I think the proper response me is "aghast". You kind of remind of a guy I used to know that used to sell porn tapes.
Trash_Vortex

2011-03-22 12:35:06 edited 2011-03-22 12:36:42

Please turn this into a Tumblr, Bob.

EDIT: *Views image info* ED, I should've guessed!

Someone needs to make it a Tumblr anyway.
glennmagusharvey

2011-03-22 13:25:57
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

The pictures would be disgusting but they're too hilarious.
Trash_Vortex

2011-03-22 13:38:07

On reinspection... That second one... That... Is that...
Nyarly

2011-03-22 16:08:18
Likes cheesecake unironically.

I have SFW porn as my current TV Tropes ~~forum~~ fora avatar.
Bob

2011-03-22 22:51:20 edited 2011-03-22 22:51:26

"Eh, it's all pointless."

HOW THE HELL IS IT POINTLESS KOMODIN

IT'S A PERFECT SOLUTION TO ALL THE DEBATES CONCERNING PORN

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO

BUT THE CAKE IS PORN

PORN GODDAMMIT

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
vacasama

2011-03-22 23:06:46
Woki mit deim Popo.

So what's the point you're trying to push?
randomtropeloser

2011-03-22 23:10:15

Bob, thank you.
Icalasari

2011-03-22 23:15:43 edited 2011-03-22 23:15:49
No rainbow star

The point of porn is so that we can see the boobies

And not of the bird or trap variety damnit!
[Deleted User]

2011-03-22 23:21:15 edited 2012-07-22 17:44:16

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Bob

2011-03-22 23:23:49

(e)vac(uate the dancefloor)asama: the point I'm trying to push is that this shit needs to be funded and advertised and put in movies and everything. Hell, they could even make SFW porno flicks! How awesome would that be?
vacasama

2011-03-22 23:27:28
Woki mit deim Popo.

So how's that different from softcore porn?
Bob

2011-03-22 23:29:32 edited 2011-03-22 23:30:20

Because softcore porn is just regular porn, only less of it.

SFW porn is regular porn, but completely different.

It's like, porn is coke, softcore porn is diet coke, and SFW porn is coke in a mountain dew bottle, but it tastes like orange crush instead of coke.
vacasama

2011-03-22 23:33:52
Woki mit deim Popo.

Oh you mean with bright colors. Still, a movie of SFW porn would look like it's painted with a free paint program.
Vorpy

2011-03-22 23:37:02
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

Komodin has only seen the badly drawn sonix pornz.

Thus why he is jaded.
Komodin

2011-03-23 01:10:22
The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
Bob

2011-03-23 01:37:23

Why do I have the feeling Robotnik would actually be down for some badly drawn sonic porn?
randomtropeloser

2011-03-23 01:39:28

Hey guyz, Knuckles and Rouge should totally hook up amirite? I was SO MAD when they wouldn't let me play as Rouge in Sonic and Maio at the Olympic games I was all >.
Dr_Ivo_Robotnik

2011-03-23 03:05:33 edited 2011-03-23 03:06:25

^^^ I don't like seeing myself sad in photos! It reminds me of what a failure I am ;~;

^^ The only porn I need is that of Ms. Nuts

...CRAP SHE GOT OUT OF HER CAGE AGAIN! [I am running the, "Robotnik is a squirrel lover," joke into the fucking ground]

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