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Heard a joke once.

SchitzoSchitzo
edited 2012-06-29 19:58:43 in Wonderful posts
They're somethin' else.

Man goes into doctor. Says he's afraid. Says he can't tell apart real life and fantasy. Says he's had nothing but relationship troubles since high school, and he's not sure what to do. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Read Scott Pilgrim. Buying all six copies at once should save you some money."


 


Man nearly flips out. Says "But, Doctor...I am Scott Pilgrim."

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

:P

Comments

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    "At midnight, all the agents and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do." - Bruce Springsteen, "Like A Rolling Stone"

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    is this you trying to do that stupid "May the force be with you - John Crichton *image of Mal Reynolds" thing?

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2012-06-29 21:11:27
    They're somethin' else.

    MEEP

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    That made me laugh. That's just not something you're supposed to compare yourself to.



    well, your friend sounds like someone without a high opinion of themselves, so it kinda fits.

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2012-06-29 21:11:37
    They're somethin' else.

    *nobleman's bow*


    ^ Yeah. Hopefully he bounces back :P

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    Haven't you compared yourself to Scott Pilgrim before Schitzo?
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    In terms of "Absolutely shit time management", yeah. I'm a bit better about that now.

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    It occurs to me that "Rorschach versus the world" is a pretty accurate way to describe how he sees things.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    is this you trying to do that stupid "May the force be with you - John Crichton *image of Mal Reynolds" thing?


    Yes.

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