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See Up to Ten Years Disappear in a Stroke

DonZabuDonZabu
edited 2012-06-21 21:46:18 in Media
This was an actual line from a makeup ad in a magazine I saw. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Comments

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Usually those things add on ten years.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I actually thought the thread title was saying that having a stroke is like taking ten years off your lifespan.

  • dmboogiedmboogie
    probably human

    ...I thought it was about having a stroke then forgetting the last ten years.

  • BeeBee
    edited 2012-06-23 14:40:41

    Yeah, first thing that came to mind was the Rip Van Winkle-ish episode of House where the guy wakes up after a coma.

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