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"Straight? So's Spaghetti before it's cooked."

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2012-06-19 23:58:52 in General
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

I'm seeing this statement a bit more often these days and I wish people would think of the implications here. Not only does it lend credence to the stereotype of the gay man who wants to turn you, but it also implies that a gay man could 'go straight' for a woman hot enough.

Comments

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Shouldn't it be "so's spaghetti before it's cooked"?

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    It was always like that. I don't know what you're talking about. 


    More seriously I just got off work and don't proofread.

  • BeeBee

    I have to say I'd be pretty nervous about the idea of someone turning you gay by boiling you in scalding hot water.

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2012-06-20 00:04:02
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    This is an actual thing?


    Wait, wouldn't the statement imply something like "Straight? We'll see after seven years of physical and mental torture!" Something like that ^.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    You know what else is straight before it's cooked?


     


    Angel hair.

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    ???

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I could be warned not to explain the punchline, but there's no punchline to explain. :P

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    "Solid? So's ice before it melts."

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    "Gas?  So's water before it condenses."

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "Sane? So was my childe before I embraced her."

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    "Skinny? So's a balloon before it inflates."

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    "Gay? So was my nephew before I sent him to a religious camp to mentally condition him to be straight."


    Oh wait. That's not funny.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Am I the only one who thinks the flirting thing leads into easy mockery when you point out that cooked noodles are limp?

  • KrakenKraken
    edited 2012-06-20 00:44:07
    So like; "Is that right? Do you know what other quality cooked spaghetti possesses? Limpness. That was a jab at your sexual stamina, or rather the lack thereof, chortle chortle chortle."
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    "Ghastly?  So was my pokémon before it evolved!"


    ^ "Sane?  So was I before I realized she was a doll!" / "Calm?  So was I before my mom treated me like a doll!" / "Sane?  So was I before my wife died!" / "Self-confident?  So was I before my dad treated me like a pawn in a epic game of chessmastery!"


     


    ..."Dead?  So was that horse as I was beating it!"

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Thread title made me think was going to be a YTP.


    Haven't ever seen this phrase in action outside of the trolling of homophobes.

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