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The schwa: a product of lazy U.S. pronunciation

edited 2012-06-02 09:55:57 in Meatspace
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

I'm watching a spelling bee, and noticing how unintuitive


emphysema: instead of "em fi SEE mah", it's "em fuh SEE muh"


metallurgical: instead of "meh tah LUR jih cole", it's "meh tuh LUR jih cole" (or worse yet, "meh tuh LUR juh cole")


asbestos: instead of "ass BES tose", it's "ass BES tuhs"


graffiti: instead of "gra FEE tee", it's "gruh FEE tee"


The "lazier" the accent, the more schwas.  For example, "ak sent" versus "ak suhnt".


UH UH UH UH UH FUCKIN' UH


YOU GANGSTA ARMY MAN TEXAN WHATNOT, PUT SOME MORE EFFORT INTO ENUNCIATING YOUR WORDS CORRECTLY PLZ KTHX

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