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  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Yeah, bringing in police procedure loophole exploitation is hard to buy when all the villains might as well have signs saying 'I'M A BAD GUY. ASK ME HOW.'
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    What do you call that one trope that inspires demand for a certain product just because it was in the show, kind of like the red stapler or something.

    Because I was looking at a Lilium Music box and ...what?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    It is the Red Stapler from Office Space


    I love that movie.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    So my sister texted me happy birthday. I told her that didn't mean much from the person who told my father to die. Cue text fight.

    Ugh. Worst. Birthday. Ever.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Probably shouldn't have said that.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    She told my father she wanted him to die. After having a mother die that kind of strikes home.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Mixed feelings, I'm guessing. Saddened by the loss of your mother and that your father can't seem to get his act together, she might be angry at him because he'll just get himself killed too, living you and her all alone, so pre-emptively stating she hates him makes her think his inevitable death will be less of an impact.

    I'm sorry, I got all psychology-like and crap, I don't usually like to impose on other peoples' lives.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Nah. I understand, but regardless of psychological implications what she said about my dad was not okay.

    I'm also bothered that she ran away literally hours before my birthday. I mean I would have liked her to be around.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Well, hopefully you can work something out, get together and just straight up talk. That's pretty much the best way to resolve this kind of problem. Best of luck.

    Oh, and Happy Birthday.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Thanks. It's actually what I'm trying to do.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    I second that.

    Also:

  • Scrye2Scrye2
    Electric Boogaloo
    Screwing memorial plaques onto rocking chairs is fucking hard when you have to lean on a cane.
  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    edited 2011-08-11 10:10:52
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    So yesterday, I go to the alt appeal store where my magazine editor will be going to drop off a magazine delivery. So I am hanging with the store's proprietor, Scott, and decide to text my editor to see when he'll show up. The guy doesn't have his own car (long story) and must rely on friends. So I get a text back saying he'll be there around 8 (it was nearly 6 pm). I couldn't wait around for his ass and Scott couldn't either because he closed shop at 7. So I go to the in-laws' house for dinner and they are bitching about how the lawn isn't getting mowed as often as they'd like. "Spades", a friend of mine and my wife's, helps with the lawn as well as I do (it's a big lawn). So this is pissing me off because it's not like Spades' and my life revolve around watching their fucking grass grow. We are adults with our own lives and schedules. Spades and her boyfriend are going on vacation she isn't available this week so the huge lawn falls to me. The in-laws pay be $10 at least, but I'm still pissed that grass grows.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Lawncare fail?
    Astroturf win?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Pregnancy test = negative

    I feel very relieved.
  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Astroturf indeed, I'd rather burn down the lawn first.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    edited 2011-08-11 11:35:13
    Diet NEET

    Blegh, still have to wait on others in order to complete the study association's end-of-year administrative stuff. I hate having to rely on others, but at least you can shift the blame of things going wrong on them.

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    I may make another entry in my liveblog later,seeing the massive success the last one had
  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Sometimes, it's just easier to get shit done yourself.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^^^^ I wonder if there exists a fetish for seeing how much people can do without causing pregnancy.

    Or maybe more specifically, penetration.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    There kind of is.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-08-11 11:51:46
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    There is.

    vopry u ninjar
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Used Microsoft's online help thing to ask about my inability to boot. The guy told me which tools in Windows were useful for figuring out startup problems.

    That's...not really helpful if I can't boot.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^^ My morbid sense of curiousity make me ask what it's called.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Schitzo demands sacrifice!

    Pwease ._.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-08-11 12:10:53
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Ugh. This is going to be the fourth time I've hung out with this girl and I'm still nervous as fuck.

    :/

    ^ I read it, and it was pretty good, so I didn't really have anything to say.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Contestant in a Quiz show I'm watching right now

    "I think Isabel Allende is Mexican,well, I'm sure she's from South America"
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    hahahahahahaha oh wow
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Cooked dinner with best bro, ate a 4-person meal with two. Feels good, man. Egg intake is also getting out of hand.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Welp, I was right about my dad not remembering my birthday and nothing happening.

    I hate being right.
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