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If I were a city planner or a developer...

edited 2012-05-28 13:27:31 in General
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

I'd make a city with the following street layout:



  • streets run east-west and have the following names: Sain Street, Kent Street, Florina Street, Wil Street, Dorcas Street, Serra Street, Erk Street, etc.

  • avenues run north-south and have the following names: Seth Avenue, Franz Avenue, Gilliam Avenue, Vanessa Avenue, Moulder Avenue, Ross Avenue, Garcia Avenue, etc.

  • boulevards run diagonally.  There are three NW-SE boulevards, named Lyn Boulevard, Eliwood Boulevard, and Hector Boulevard.  There are two SW-NE boulevards, named Eirika Boulevard and Ephraim Boulevard.


 


If I were developing residential communities I'd be sure to use the following street names:



  • Green Hill Place

  • Marble Way

  • Spring Yard Terrace

  • Labyrinth Drive

  • Star Light Road

  • Scrap Brain Court


 


Post your silly ideas (geeky or otherwise) here.

Comments

  • "I've come to the conclusion that this is a VERY STUPID IDEA."

    Lay out the city on a grid, and arrange it like Tetris. "This L-block can be a residential area, this square block would make a nice park..."

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    No highways at all.

  • edited 2012-05-28 20:09:10

    I always thought it would be interesting to replace the numbered streets with something more memorable. Instead of First Avenue, Second Avenue, etc., have something like January Avenue, February Avenue, March Avenue, and so on. The problem with this, though, is that unlike numbers, you would have a limited number of available street names.


    I always wanted to do one-way streets with matching names: Simon Avenue/Garfunkel Avenue, Hoefler Street/Frere-Jones Avenue, Marshall Avenue/Fields Street, or something like that.


    Finally: A street that dead ends in less than a block, proudly bearing the name "Really Long Road".


    No highways at all.


    >:(

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    No highways at all.



    Sorry, CA, but I have to agree with this. I hate highway driving.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I'm fine with expressways, but I don't like certain things about them:


    * complicated interchanges, such as combined exits or left exits
    * what I call "lane exchange" exits/onramps (i.e. there's that extra lane created by an exit that almost immediately gets sucked up by the onramp)

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    The only problems with highway driving is merging and traffic jams, what the hell are you guys getting your panties in a bunch about?

  • edited 2012-05-28 22:17:36
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Highways make getting places that aren't nearby easier.



    I hate getting lost on backroads more.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Would be nice to make sure that the expressways (i.e. controlled-access highways, or what I think you mean by "highways") are away from the city center.  It would be nice if you could give people a park-and-ride station at the outskirts of the city, and have public transportation to the city center.

  • * what I call "lane exchange" exits/onramps (i.e. there's that extra lane created by an exit that almost immediately gets sucked up by the onramp)


    This is such a common problem that there's a technical term for it: weaving. Weaving is one of the inherent flaws of the basic cloverleaf, which is why that design has long been considered deprecated.


    Left exits are considered deprecated as well, because, as you've observed, they go against a driver's normal expectation that exits in the US are on the right-hand side.


    Modern highway design is actually pretty good, honestly; usually when you see poorly-designed highways it's stuff that was built 50 years ago before we knew these things were problematic.

  • Champion of the Whales

    If I was a city planner,


     


    I would have an elevated motorway running through the middle of the city but then I would also a subway system in place as well so people could get from one side to the other.

  • edited 2012-05-29 09:34:58
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    ^^ YOU'RE DEPRECATED lolololol


    And yeah, the cloverleaf sucks.  Turning 270 degrees when I could just turn 90 degrees to the left?


    Does the saved stoplight maintenance and electricity justify building all that extra length of road and ramp supports?

  • Has friends besides tanks now
    "what the hell are you guys getting your panties in a bunch about?"



    Merging and traffic jams.
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Okay, fine, one single highway to connect it to the rest of our godforsaken public highway system. I would still add in a great emphasis on public transport, such as subways and trams.

  • Does the saved stoplight maintenance and electricity justify building all that extra length of road and ramp supports? 


    Probably not. Generally if a cloverleaf is used it's not because of cost, but because it allows traffic on both roads to flow freely, without having signal-controlled intersections like a basic diamond interchange.


    At least, that was the thinking 50 years ago, when cloverleafs were still being built. Nowadays it's actually fairly common to see older cloverleafs being replaced with signal-controlled diamond or parclo interchanges--doing so does reduce the capacity of the interchange, but usually greatly improves safety because the weaving is eliminated.

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